Congress Looking Up Putin's Skirt, Now-ish! Let's Peep Together!
It's a busy day on the old 'Span, with confirmation hearings for Jeff Sessions, and that Mattis dude, and I don't know, everybody else in the whole world. So let's take a break from handicapping Democratic Senators' early 2017 chances at Wonkette's Legislative Badass award (Dick Durbin, dark horse, is starting the year strong!) and move over to senators yelling about Vladimir Putin, and how he's totally cool and very manly, not like that weak Barack Obama, who, as you can see above, is definitely the pussy in the relationship, and Putin is not attempting to run away like Russian mouse.
Anyway! If you're going to be watching these goddamn livestreams, might as well do it on yr Wonkette.
About that headline: Putin was a member of the KGB. The KGB collapsed. So Putin's member, as part of the collapsed KGB, is no more. So, this time I really mean it; move along, nothing to see here. Nothing at all.
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