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Wee Mousie's avatar

About that headline: Putin was a member of the KGB. The KGB collapsed. So Putin's member, as part of the collapsed KGB, is no more. So, this time I really mean it; move along, nothing to see here. Nothing at all.

ImGoingBacon's avatar

I had a vintage car that I drove cross country. I had DC plates on the car, but no bumper stickers whatsoever, so nothing there to give away my political leanings. I am driving through TN on I-40 when some guy in a truck races by me, slows down, and starts flipping me off. I am driving a car built in 1969; I am not about to drive it like an idiot. So I know I did not cut him off at some point, nor was I driving slow in the left hand lane. I think my license plate triggered his inner redneck, and he decided to act out his aggression. If he started rolling coal...ooohh GURRRRRRL

Paperless Tiger's avatar

Director Comey, why did you align with the Russian attacks against America?

Mr. Yuk, Human Bean's avatar

A few days ago I was going to the grocery store. I asked my wife if she wanted anything else that wasn't on the list. She said, "Yeah. See if they have any of those cakes we like." I laughed to myself all the way through the store.

cmd RadicalLIBRaphaelWarnock's avatar

SoI just read this supposedly "exclusive" CNN story about some extra info that the spy agencies had about Russian claims that they had dirt on Trump. Sort of related to that MOther Jones story that came out before the election based on some foreign spy guy. Apparently there may be more to the story; CIA and pals showed this to Trump when he was briefed. It's kind of confusing but .....http://www.cnn.com/2017/01/10/poli...

mfp-6s,7s,9s's avatar

HEY wonky-woos...just caught a breaking news report on CNN (yeah, i know--CNN)---anyway, supposedly, a former brit MI6 op had discovered credible evidence that russians had/have compromising info on Twittler, that this info was presented to obama, harry reid, etc, all relevant concerned parties, trump included--and of course they defaulted to their pussy-out mode

this could be yoooge

mfp-6s,7s,9s's avatar

beat me by a minute...this could yoogely change the game

hendenburg2's avatar

Really, there's no such thing as a Napoleon complex, considering Napoleon was of above-average height for his time.

That being said, Putin probably still has a Fat Kid complex.

Querolous's avatar

Brad will be there with his date TLM.

Wee Mousie's avatar

I think Napoleon had a pants-falling-down-in-public complex. He wore both suspenders and a belt, yet he always had one hand inside his coat, holding up his pants.

Wee Mousie's avatar

The only thing coalescing behind Trump is the biggest public dump of flat-out prevarication and backbiting perjury ever assembled during the pre-Inauguration period.

therblig's avatar

i always picture Bamz's thought balloon as "you're an odious little shrimp, aren't you?"

Cock Blockula's avatar

Is there another live feed to watch? I can't see who is talking with the FuxTV Phoenix banner in the way.

cmd RadicalLIBRaphaelWarnock's avatar

I did see a Nixon/Agnew sticker about a year ago....