Are you ready for Government Shutdown II: The Shutdownening ? Because that might be where we’re heading if the sacks of uselessness that make up our Congress can’t put together a spending bill to keep the federal government operating past Thursday. Hooray for government by emergency.
Well it&#039;s all over now, they passed the Cromulent <a href="http:\/\/www.huffingtonpost.com\/2014\/12\/09\/congressional-spending-bill_n_6297970.html" target="_blank">bill </a>like a kidney stone and gummint is saved for another few months, and el Rushbo and Teddy &quot;Carnival&quot; Cruz are sobbing into their pillows, possibly in the same bed.
I love Congressional lingo. The Cromnibus is a combination of a continuing resolution and omnibus bill. Isn&#039;t that great? It sure beats the omnibutt bill of 2009. That was the omnibus bill they shoved up our ass.
Technically, isn&#039;t this <i>Government Shutdown Episode III - Revenge of The Shits</i>, since President of The Moon and Child Janitorial Service Magnate Newt Gingrich did it first, way back in 1996? Or is this a prequel kind of thing?
In a world, where a ragtag band of re-elected retrograde racists go from bad (&quot;I&#039;m going to steal President Muslim&#039;s nefarious Time Travel Machine and find out what happened in Benghazi!&quot;), to BAD ASS! (Explosions, with more explosions, and EXPLOOOOSIONS) If you see one blockbuster this holiday season, see how these super-patriots (slow motion strut swaggering, swelling music) send themselves back in time, to the future, then back to today, to shut down all of Big Government once and for ALL!
Love the user name, I did so LOL.
Well it&#039;s all over now, they passed the Cromulent <a href="http:\/\/www.huffingtonpost.com\/2014\/12\/09\/congressional-spending-bill_n_6297970.html" target="_blank">bill </a>like a kidney stone and gummint is saved for another few months, and el Rushbo and Teddy &quot;Carnival&quot; Cruz are sobbing into their pillows, possibly in the same bed.
I wish I had seen Itt.
TC smells like backed up commodes?
Maybe also Grayson and Murphy, just about the only hopeful signs here in Florduh...
I rider so I <i>don&#039;t</i> need contraception, funnily enough.
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I love Congressional lingo. The Cromnibus is a combination of a continuing resolution and omnibus bill. Isn&#039;t that great? It sure beats the omnibutt bill of 2009. That was the omnibus bill they shoved up our ass.
So coal for everyone on Capitol Hill again this year, except Warren and Sanders?
One was talking about donating part or all of his salary during the last shutdown. The answer would, therefore, appear to be yes.
the stench
<i>The Shutdownening</i>
unless it involves a nekkid J law I&#039;m not interested
Give the volume that would require, will you also be gifting your mailman a truss?
Cromnibus, Ohio?
Technically, isn&#039;t this <i>Government Shutdown Episode III - Revenge of The Shits</i>, since President of The Moon and Child Janitorial Service Magnate Newt Gingrich did it first, way back in 1996? Or is this a prequel kind of thing?
In a world, where a ragtag band of re-elected retrograde racists go from bad (&quot;I&#039;m going to steal President Muslim&#039;s nefarious Time Travel Machine and find out what happened in Benghazi!&quot;), to BAD ASS! (Explosions, with more explosions, and EXPLOOOOSIONS) If you see one blockbuster this holiday season, see how these super-patriots (slow motion strut swaggering, swelling music) send themselves back in time, to the future, then back to today, to shut down all of Big Government once and for ALL!