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It's fuck all y'all* season's avatar

Love the user name, I did so LOL.

Lot_49's avatar

Well it's all over now, they passed the Cromulent <a href="http:\/\/www.huffingtonpost.com\/2014\/12\/09\/congressional-spending-bill_n_6297970.html" target="_blank">bill </a>like a kidney stone and gummint is saved for another few months, and el Rushbo and Teddy "Carnival" Cruz are sobbing into their pillows, possibly in the same bed.

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

TC smells like backed up commodes?

Chris Grrr's avatar

Maybe also Grayson and Murphy, just about the only hopeful signs here in Florduh...

marxalot's avatar

I rider so I <i>don't</i> need contraception, funnily enough.

marxalot's avatar

Abraxusclaus brings you greetings of the Season!

Ilgattomorte's avatar

I love Congressional lingo. The Cromnibus is a combination of a continuing resolution and omnibus bill. Isn't that great? It sure beats the omnibutt bill of 2009. That was the omnibus bill they shoved up our ass.

Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

So coal for everyone on Capitol Hill again this year, except Warren and Sanders?

PubOption's avatar

One was talking about donating part or all of his salary during the last shutdown. The answer would, therefore, appear to be yes.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

<i>The Shutdownening</i>

unless it involves a nekkid J law I'm not interested

Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

Give the volume that would require, will you also be gifting your mailman a truss?

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Technically, isn't this <i>Government Shutdown Episode III - Revenge of The Shits</i>, since President of The Moon and Child Janitorial Service Magnate Newt Gingrich did it first, way back in 1996? Or is this a prequel kind of thing?

In a world, where a ragtag band of re-elected retrograde racists go from bad ("I'm going to steal President Muslim's nefarious Time Travel Machine and find out what happened in Benghazi!"), to BAD ASS! (Explosions, with more explosions, and EXPLOOOOSIONS) If you see one blockbuster this holiday season, see how these super-patriots (slow motion strut swaggering, swelling music) send themselves back in time, to the future, then back to today, to shut down all of Big Government once and for ALL!