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Zyxomma's avatar

I had three Zoom conferences at work today. I had clients (not many), too.

Chino Cherokee's avatar

What channel is the Trump trial on? And how soon until they announce the length of jail time?

Nothing else matters.

Crip Dyke, ABOLISH THE POLICE's avatar

LEARN THINGS.

Pfft!

I can't learn things. It would take time away from mocking people for their complacency in the face of their own ignorance.

Indiepalin's avatar

It's a long long way from Milan to Minsk, Rochelle, Rochelle

Manny Bothans's avatar

C-SPAN would be far more compelling if dueling were brought back into politics.

The Patriot's avatar

Sure to be a Nielsen ratings juggernaut!

Tza's avatar

I am learning other things in a group zoom watch party of a historical lecture for work, but I am happy to have these links and will come back to them.

Tza's avatar

Networks are gonna get fighty over rights to that one.

The Patriot's avatar

Let's hope they have much to fight over.

Assigned Cute at Birth's avatar

Wonkette TV, now with more of those cakes we like.

Crip Dyke, ABOLISH THE POLICE's avatar

Tonight on CSPAN 8 "The Ocho!" your main event is coming up: Rafael "Cancun" Cruz vs Marco "La Migra" Rubio for the Cubano Heavyweight Antiimmigrant Immigrant Title Belt. It's all on the line tonight!

SayItWithWookies's avatar

I'm afraid Rochelle Walensky will say something that'll cause utter chaos and confusion like she did before when she said if you're fully vaccinated you don't have to wear a mask anywhere. How else is she going to sow discord and division? Explaining that viruses cause disease? That air is mostly nitrogen? That should freak some people out. Let's go with that.

Rhand Holm's avatar

Director Collins looks like he has a small globe in his hand in which he used teeth as push pins. I expect there will be a Q theory out soon about the Tooth Fairy being a liberal who steals teeth from kids.