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I had three Zoom conferences at work today. I had clients (not many), too.

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all hail

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Ceçi n'est pas une snark.

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What channel is the Trump trial on? And how soon until they announce the length of jail time?

Nothing else matters.

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LEARN THINGS.

Pfft!

I can't learn things. It would take time away from mocking people for their complacency in the face of their own ignorance.

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It's a long long way from Milan to Minsk, Rochelle, Rochelle

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C-SPAN would be far more compelling if dueling were brought back into politics.

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Sure to be a Nielsen ratings juggernaut!

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I am learning other things in a group zoom watch party of a historical lecture for work, but I am happy to have these links and will come back to them.

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Networks are gonna get fighty over rights to that one.

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Let's hope they have much to fight over.

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Wonkette TV, now with more of those cakes we like.

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I hope they ban cameras.

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Tonight on CSPAN 8 "The Ocho!" your main event is coming up: Rafael "Cancun" Cruz vs Marco "La Migra" Rubio for the Cubano Heavyweight Antiimmigrant Immigrant Title Belt. It's all on the line tonight!

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I'm afraid Rochelle Walensky will say something that'll cause utter chaos and confusion like she did before when she said if you're fully vaccinated you don't have to wear a mask anywhere. How else is she going to sow discord and division? Explaining that viruses cause disease? That air is mostly nitrogen? That should freak some people out. Let's go with that.

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Director Collins looks like he has a small globe in his hand in which he used teeth as push pins. I expect there will be a Q theory out soon about the Tooth Fairy being a liberal who steals teeth from kids.

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