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Watch it with the Orangism...

Not all Orange-Americans got this way from fake tanning.

(Although, to be fair, I <em>did</em> tell Rebecca I would do some work, and I haven't gotten it done yet. So maybe there is some Orange-Slacker connection after all...)

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John Boehner: Slacker of the House.

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Jon Stewart?

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Notshypixel?

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While they're repealing Obamacare, they should put themselves in a health insurance lottery. The lucky ones will get that sweet, sweet government health insurance. The rest are even luckier because they can go out and buy their insurance on the free market! Everyone wins (assuming no pre-existing conditions, or post-existing conditions because insurance companies can cancel for any reason w/out Obamacare).

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Not a bad job, but the application process is a bitch...

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They're Canadian?

I did not know that. Well, other than Ted Cruz, ofc.

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From boredom, right?

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