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Perhaps had something to do with Red Skelton. But there ya be.

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Rumor has it that JD and MM are getting back together. AM is somewhat pissed they say.

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I have never like her knowing her seat would belong to George Moscone or Harvey Milk if some pyscho right winger didn't murder them.

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Ahhhhh the JWay, I once had to speed down there in a shitty pick up truck that was prone to fishtailing.

Good times.

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So yesterday one of the right wing shrills decries Obama for letting the French lead in the fight on terrorism and today the right is collectively wetting themselves and hunkering down in their blanket forts yelling: "I am too a big boy! They don't skear me!!"

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Why can't O'Bummer keep us safe in Paris?

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The only video game I have ever played is Guitar Hero so I wouldn't know. I did find it funny that there was one named Jade Helm. Maybe it involves the government coming to get your guns or something.

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Even if they don't say that the terrorist was a refugee, it's not a huge leap of illogic for the people who are listening to them. I hear an asswipe on FOX this morning saying with a straight face that one of them came in as a refugee. Of course no one bothers to mention that even if a person made it to Europe as a refugee they would still have to go through the lengthy screening process to get admitted to the US as a refugee.

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If a Cuban 3-year-old refugee washed up on Miami Beach, they'd throw him a parade.

WAIT! That actually happened: Elian Gonzales in 2000

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“Get the facts before you continue to proceed." Rick Scott. Ha ha ha. He SAID that.

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Big, he-man talk,gun-fondling and under the bed-hiding, pants crapping fear of furringers go together like grits and side meat and belly flab...

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Maybe Congress should give this woman a medal for manning the front line of terrorism.

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Conservative's idea of a long game is when the Cowboys go into overtime and the beer and pork rinds run low.

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Save some derision. That is what these gutless yellow big talking little bed-wetters have coming to them.

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When 30+ Republicant governors said "keeping people safe is the most important thing", I expected them to then say "that's why I'm suspending all gun sales until we have a foolproof vetting process". ... Just kidding: I didn't really expect them to say that.

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(Applause) Yep.

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