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Querolous's avatar

Careful! you're going to fall on that picture on the floor.

JohnW's avatar

The first good thing that has come from the oil sands of Alberta

Cat Cafe's avatar

To think what could have been.... (sobs quietly in corner) https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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I'd try to remember something to make a pun about but my Memorex isn't what it used to be

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Of course. It's a cheesy, empty Mafia-type threat--except Donny isn't any good at pretending to be "Mafia," either.

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^^^This^^^ Vlado's just sitting back and laughing.

chicken thief's avatar

I suspect this is the leftist version of Michelle's whitey tape. But, damn, IF TRUE!!1!!!

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Topo Jijo, with a candlestick, in the library? Oh, wait, wrong version of "Clue"....

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"the tapes were accidentally erased by someone Obama."

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These puns are great! I'm going to Teac them to my wall!

Geoff Alnutt's avatar

There was "avocado green", "poppy red", "harvest gold". We sat in "the den" on a "burnt orange" shag carpet, watched "Laugh In" eating our "Jello 1 2 3".

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Also too, let's not fergit that Chuckles is 84, or will be in September.

Tillerson is next in line.

JoeChristmas's avatar

You say tapes, I say tappes.

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The Ruski's have the place bugged now anyhow.