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Ask Mark Twain :)

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Careful! you're going to fall on that picture on the floor.

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The first good thing that has come from the oil sands of Alberta

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To think what could have been.... (sobs quietly in corner) https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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I'd try to remember something to make a pun about but my Memorex isn't what it used to be

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Of course. It's a cheesy, empty Mafia-type threat--except Donny isn't any good at pretending to be "Mafia," either.

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^^^This^^^ Vlado's just sitting back and laughing.

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I suspect this is the leftist version of Michelle's whitey tape. But, damn, IF TRUE!!1!!!

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Topo Jijo, with a candlestick, in the library? Oh, wait, wrong version of "Clue"....

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"the tapes were accidentally erased by someone Obama."

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These puns are great! I'm going to Teac them to my wall!

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There was "avocado green", "poppy red", "harvest gold". We sat in "the den" on a "burnt orange" shag carpet, watched "Laugh In" eating our "Jello 1 2 3".

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Also too, let's not fergit that Chuckles is 84, or will be in September.

Tillerson is next in line.

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You say tapes, I say tappes.

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The Ruski's have the place bugged now anyhow.

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