"It's not something that I'm making up."
I believe you, Steve! Though I kind of like my version, where you were abducted by Mexican space drug mules whose laser-beam eyes almost burned all the orphanages down, but you stopped them with your glowing sword of purity that Jesus personally gave you. It's a little more exciting. But yours is pretty good too.
I&#039;m not sure about 130 lb drug mules, but I <em>do</em> see about 130 metric fucktons of what-the-holy-fuck-how-much-racism-is-it-possible-to-fit-inside-a-single-person?
Yeah, Steve, the whole &quot;drug mules&quot; thing. You might want to do some research on methods and quantities. Try watching <i>Shameless</i>, Season 3, Episode 1. Then come back and tell us.
Is that those cantaloupe sized calves in your pants or are you just happy to see me
He looks closer to 160 lbs than 240 to me, not that I&#39;ve ever looked that closely because gross.
&quot;the entry hatch is in Michelle&#039;s garden&quot;
awesome innuendo...
Not fair! Most of the size is because of his head.
&quot;It&#039;s not something that I&#039;m making up.&quot;
I believe you, Steve! Though I kind of like my version, where you were abducted by Mexican space drug mules whose laser-beam eyes almost burned all the orphanages down, but you stopped them with your glowing sword of purity that Jesus personally gave you. It&#039;s a little more exciting. But yours is pretty good too.
I&#039;m not sure about 130 lb drug mules, but I <em>do</em> see about 130 metric fucktons of what-the-holy-fuck-how-much-racism-is-it-possible-to-fit-inside-a-single-person?
Put two of those sacks together and you have Steve King.
Jump down, turn around, haul a bale of weed.
Heavily spiked with something far more hallucinogenic, apparently.
Cantaloupe flavored cows?
Yeah, Steve, the whole &quot;drug mules&quot; thing. You might want to do some research on methods and quantities. Try watching <i>Shameless</i>, Season 3, Episode 1. Then come back and tell us.