America's three stupidest congresscritters, Michele Bachmann, Louie Gohmert, and Steve King (the cantaloupe guy, not the IRA guy ), held a press conference Saturday to praise the Egyptian military for overthrowing the elected government and for its recent attempt to eliminate the Muslim Brotherhood; they also expressed their support for continued arms sales to the military government and urged it to "stand firm" against terrorism.
As an engineer I admire systems that are failure proof. The redundancy of stupid in this system is so strong that you could take out any 2/3 of this machine and it would deliver total bullshit with the reliability of the complete system. Most impressive.
And what did they use for toilet paper back then? Animal skins?
A bear and a rabbit found themselves next to each other while they were defecating. The bear asked the rabbit "Do you have a problem with shit sticking to your fur?" He replied he didn't so the bear grabbed him and wiped his ass with him.
Hey, a threesome! They're all pretty big dicks, but which one is "too big to fail"? ... trick question! It's none of the above (thank god).
...<em>&ldquo;George Washington, doing what no one had ever done before him, led a military in revolution, won the revolution, and then resigned and went home.&rdquo;</em>
Ahhhhh yes, don&#039;t you all remember when General George Washington successfully overthrew the <strong>DEMOCRATICALLY ELECTED</strong> government of the Collony of America?!
He only goes for the rough trade.
As an engineer I admire systems that are failure proof. The redundancy of stupid in this system is so strong that you could take out any 2/3 of this machine and it would deliver total bullshit with the reliability of the complete system. Most impressive.
Why are these three so eager to give weapons to muslins?
If these three were in Congress 150 or so years ago there wouldn&#039;t be a single Native American left alive.
They&#039;re not a trifecta, they&#039;re tri-fucktards.
And what did they use for toilet paper back then? Animal skins?
A bear and a rabbit found themselves next to each other while they were defecating. The bear asked the rabbit &quot;Do you have a problem with shit sticking to your fur?&quot; He replied he didn&#039;t so the bear grabbed him and wiped his ass with him.
International Message: 9/11 was done by whatever Brownz we&#039;re pointing at on any given day.
The Three Douches
So they can later demand we give more weapons to Israel.
The thing is, the Stooges were funny, for a given value of funny. These guys, ....
The truly scary thing is that there are millions of Americans who take these people seriously.
Hey, a threesome! They&#039;re all pretty big dicks, but which one is &quot;too big to fail&quot;? ... trick question! It&#039;s none of the above (thank god).
I was thinking The 3 Doofuses.
...<em>&ldquo;George Washington, doing what no one had ever done before him, led a military in revolution, won the revolution, and then resigned and went home.&rdquo;</em>
Ahhhhh yes, don&#039;t you all remember when General George Washington successfully overthrew the <strong>DEMOCRATICALLY ELECTED</strong> government of the Collony of America?!
I can&#039;t watch that. I still kind of like my brain.
...frankly I&#039;m surprised they were all facing right direction and not accidentally talking to a wall with their backs to the media!