Texas congressoaf Louie Gohmert offered a new variation on this week's popular "Was The Iraq War A Good Idea" theme Tuesday, explaining that if George W. Bush had only known he'd be succeeded by the Very Bad President Barack Obama, he never would have invaded Iraq,
"...I think if President Bush had known that he would have a total incompetent follow him" he would have asked the Secret Service agent behind him to put away that full-length mirror.
Basically, if you lack Real Problems, your brain makes them up for you. Which is why I think we should re-introduce dinosaurs and other large predators to urban environments.
It still has it's uses, but we're over-wired for it, and as I said, if you don't train the other parts of your brain to compensate, (dorsolateral prefrontal cortex, for example) you start seeing patterns that aren't really patterns by making some very tenuous connections.
That was some serious rambling incoherence and I'm glad I didn't have to make it through it. I'd call Louie stupid but that would be an insult to stupid people; I'd call him a moran but even "get a brain, morans!" sign guy would be offended. He's too dumb to be dumber than dog shit, he's like a negative zone where all forms of higher intelligence is sucked away and left as a microbial speck in his wake. To even attempt to analyze his arguments is to suffer an aneurism so instead I'll just say, they and we should make him the face of the GOP......
Even if he did, I'd be amused/disappointed. Leave it to GOP to call someone a democrat- a word suggesting support for a system of democratic government- with a sneer.
Could be!
Nena LIBEL!
"... the presence of 3 universities ..."
Which universities?
And oh look, this was DeLay's redistricting's fault. <rage>
The phrase you're looking for is: "Objection! Assumes facts not in evidence!"
Asparagus stands in for the man's neurons, not his cranium.
"...I think if President Bush had known that he would have a total incompetent follow him" he would have asked the Secret Service agent behind him to put away that full-length mirror.
Basically, if you lack Real Problems, your brain makes them up for you. Which is why I think we should re-introduce dinosaurs and other large predators to urban environments.
It still has it's uses, but we're over-wired for it, and as I said, if you don't train the other parts of your brain to compensate, (dorsolateral prefrontal cortex, for example) you start seeing patterns that aren't really patterns by making some very tenuous connections.
That was some serious rambling incoherence and I'm glad I didn't have to make it through it. I'd call Louie stupid but that would be an insult to stupid people; I'd call him a moran but even "get a brain, morans!" sign guy would be offended. He's too dumb to be dumber than dog shit, he's like a negative zone where all forms of higher intelligence is sucked away and left as a microbial speck in his wake. To even attempt to analyze his arguments is to suffer an aneurism so instead I'll just say, they and we should make him the face of the GOP......
Dear Louie: yoo r a id-ee-ut. Please go $%&@ yourself. Yours respectfully...haha, not really.
The chairman said it was a hat,So I put it on.Then the speaker came along and asked,Now where's the plunger gone?
Sedition. Throw his wrinkly old ass in prison.
It only took 115,000 votes in TX district one to elect this idiot to congress. That was 77% of the total votes cast.
...inside the titanium spheroid that comprises his cranial cavity.
Isn't titanium a relatively valuable material? I would have thought balsa wood or papier-mâché, something like that.
Seriously.
Even if he did, I'd be amused/disappointed. Leave it to GOP to call someone a democrat- a word suggesting support for a system of democratic government- with a sneer.