So, this morning we brought you this indignant cri de butthurt from Rep. Randy Weber, who was Very Concerned about Barack Obama's failure to join other world leaders for a march-that-wasn't-a-march in Paris: And so, in a flashback to 2009, we got headlines like
I apologizes to the people that were offended - i.e. it&#039;s their problem they were offended and they are overly sensitive but fine he will apologize.
Oh - and GodWINNING!
They go commando?
How many divisions does Benghazi have, huh?
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&quot;I now realize that the use of Hitler invokes pain and emotional trauma...&quot;
You NOW realize? What the fuck did you believe, up until now? He was misunderstood, had some good ideas, etc?
Hotel Inspectors LIBEL!!1!
time to release the dementors!
If I ever get a time machine, I&#039;m going to hit up the hotel where Minh worked as a pastry chef. I hear he was pretty good.
If you stick to just the lede, and don&#039;t make it to the name drop, it&#039;s really your audience who is left to <i>infer</i> the Hitler reference. Also: was in a history grad program with a girl who could manage to answer almost any question with a breakdown of Nazi politics immediately proceeding the war. We used to give her old comps questions to practice. Made a drinking game out of it.
Remember, the relevant equation is one decade per million dead, so yeah, still a little early. Good gag, tho.