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Rarian Rakista's avatar

How else do you celebrate the birthday of the Christian godchild?

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Rarian Rakista's avatar

Thats what the Christian God created young go-getter interns for, to fuck the uglies.

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Rarian Rakista's avatar

I have 3 great aunts in the same old folk's home; these women have not had sex since the 1980's and every year they are wheeled down to the polling station to vote Republican because they hate young people, literally. One cannot remember any of their children's names because she refuses to speak them since they are all divorced.

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gewiz's avatar

hey now she is a critic of the Donald, hipocricy runs at it's best when it comes to women, blame everything on a man, the men made them do it, bla bla bla they go.

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fuflans's avatar

in fairness, her last name could have been 'meth'.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Remember "The Complete Worst Case Scenario Survival Guide?" It had a chapter "How to Fend off a Charging Raindeer."

I thought that was really silly until I saw the video of the Chrismas-time TV reporter attacked by a "pet' raindeer.

Bet she wished she read the book.

Meanwhile, what do does in the Artic do for fun? They go to the Elks Club and blow a few bucks.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Why is the Receptionist from The Office standing behind her?

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Yes, Santa Claus, there is a Virginia...

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

I guess the old saying "big antlers, big nose" is a myth.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Looks like she also blew the election.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

I am guessing the backlash here is that she is not depicted as trying to suck off one of the Founding Fathers? Because the press usually seems to fawn over that kind of display for all other candidates.

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Spurning Beer's avatar

Reindeer Games, indeed.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

A few ladies I know say that the position of a man's penis is a design flaw. They suggest that a better place would be on the chin the the man can...err, you know at the same time as he...uhhh, that thing. The young man's costume in the picture seems to be addressing this issue, but still falls far short.

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SheriffRoscoe's avatar

Yawn. "Practice Version" dildos are hardly anything to stand up and cheer about.

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