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call Will Smith?

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I wish to state for the record that in my entire life in the GWN, I have yet to meet someone suffering from said condition.

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And yet my son at 6 yrs could draw a world map and get the Scandinavian countries in the right order. Go figure. (yes, I'm boasting)

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My friend the vet used to say that Chi-hua-huas (to be spoken aloud in Les Nessman voice) could live to be 25 but usually died early of "foot" disease. (accompanied by a sharp kicking motion)

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Watch for the telltale signs of corruption.

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<i>To turn, turn will be our delight, Till by turning, turning we come 'round right.</i>

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Q: Can coyotes carry the ebola virus?

A: Yes, for a fee of $1500, paid up front.

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Fuckin’ Quintana… that creep can roll, man.

~ The Dude

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aka the <a href="http:\/\/rationalwiki.org\/wiki\/Crazification_factor" target="_blank">Crazification factor.</a>

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Is that before or after you drop the chalupa?

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Yup, since it's actually a river in the Democratic Republic of the Congo.

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Revised plan:

1. Get passport so I can fly to some shithole country half way around the world, maybe El Salvador. 2. Die from the disease before I get there.

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Is there a nicotine stain on his index finger? A dime novel hidden in the corn crib?

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Are certain words creeping into his conversation? Words like, like 'swell?" And 'so's your old man?"

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Cesar Chavez had Ebola according to my Bob Jones University book "Human Physiology For Home Schoolers."

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Just gives them a chance to recycle all their panic documents. Just ignore where they crossed out "bird flu".

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