You'd like to think that if you were renting your million-dollar California house to a freakin' congressman they'd take decent care of the place, wouldn't you?
<i>&ldquo;Fuck you, I&rsquo;m in Congress, I can do what I want.&rdquo;</i>
That&#039;s probably more like it. Famous Autocrat, Peter the Great was also a notoriously lousy house-guest. Once Peter had left, a host might discover that nearly every window in his house had been smashed, every lock was broken, his paintings had bullet holes in them, and all of his chairs - and most of his staircase - had been chopped up for fire wood.
One former host remarked that it would be easier to dynamite the house than to clean it. I believe the house in question was Kensington Palace.
&quot;Pacific Depths.&quot;
That&#039;s pretty clean, considering how much shit Republican Congressmen usually spew.
Cats are option A on the menu. Option B is stacks of newspapers. And option C is poor people&#039;s food subsidies.
Rule#1 of subletting: never rent to a diplomat, a lawyer, or a member of the Republican caucus. Everyone knows that.
<i>&ldquo;Fuck you, I&rsquo;m in Congress, I can do what I want.&rdquo;</i>
That&#039;s probably more like it. Famous Autocrat, Peter the Great was also a notoriously lousy house-guest. Once Peter had left, a host might discover that nearly every window in his house had been smashed, every lock was broken, his paintings had bullet holes in them, and all of his chairs - and most of his staircase - had been chopped up for fire wood.
One former host remarked that it would be easier to dynamite the house than to clean it. I believe the house in question was Kensington Palace.
I can&#039;t even... &quot;Irony&quot; is not strong enough of a word
First there was the Rorschach ink-blot, now there&#039;s the Rohrabacher carpet stain.
&quot;Every toilet seat in the house was broken.&quot;
He just shouldn&#039;t have eaten that third burrito...