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"Pacific Depths."

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That's pretty clean, considering how much shit Republican Congressmen usually spew.

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Cats are option A on the menu. Option B is stacks of newspapers. And option C is poor people's food subsidies.

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Rule#1 of subletting: never rent to a diplomat, a lawyer, or a member of the Republican caucus. Everyone knows that.

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<i>“Fuck you, I’m in Congress, I can do what I want.”</i>

That's probably more like it. Famous Autocrat, Peter the Great was also a notoriously lousy house-guest. Once Peter had left, a host might discover that nearly every window in his house had been smashed, every lock was broken, his paintings had bullet holes in them, and all of his chairs - and most of his staircase - had been chopped up for fire wood.

One former host remarked that it would be easier to dynamite the house than to clean it. I believe the house in question was Kensington Palace.

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I can't even... "Irony" is not strong enough of a word

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First there was the Rorschach ink-blot, now there's the Rohrabacher carpet stain.

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"Every toilet seat in the house was broken."

He just shouldn't have eaten that third burrito...

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