You'd like to think that if you were renting your million-dollar California house to a freakin' congressman they'd take decent care of the place, wouldn't you? You know, unless maybe it was Sen. John Blutarsky or the Hon. Oscar Madison. If there's any justice in how memes travel, let's hope that California Rep. Dana Rohrabacher (R-
<i>&ldquo;Fuck you, I&rsquo;m in Congress, I can do what I want.&rdquo;</i>
That&#039;s probably more like it. Famous Autocrat, Peter the Great was also a notoriously lousy house-guest. Once Peter had left, a host might discover that nearly every window in his house had been smashed, every lock was broken, his paintings had bullet holes in them, and all of his chairs - and most of his staircase - had been chopped up for fire wood.
One former host remarked that it would be easier to dynamite the house than to clean it. I believe the house in question was Kensington Palace.
&quot;Pacific Depths.&quot;
That&#039;s pretty clean, considering how much shit Republican Congressmen usually spew.
Cats are option A on the menu. Option B is stacks of newspapers. And option C is poor people&#039;s food subsidies.
Rule#1 of subletting: never rent to a diplomat, a lawyer, or a member of the Republican caucus. Everyone knows that.
<i>&ldquo;Fuck you, I&rsquo;m in Congress, I can do what I want.&rdquo;</i>
That&#039;s probably more like it. Famous Autocrat, Peter the Great was also a notoriously lousy house-guest. Once Peter had left, a host might discover that nearly every window in his house had been smashed, every lock was broken, his paintings had bullet holes in them, and all of his chairs - and most of his staircase - had been chopped up for fire wood.
One former host remarked that it would be easier to dynamite the house than to clean it. I believe the house in question was Kensington Palace.
I can&#039;t even... &quot;Irony&quot; is not strong enough of a word
First there was the Rorschach ink-blot, now there&#039;s the Rohrabacher carpet stain.
&quot;Every toilet seat in the house was broken.&quot;
He just shouldn&#039;t have eaten that third burrito...