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Despard Murgatroyd's avatar

Go Team Venture!!!

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Brian Parrott's avatar

I just heard Trump is suing Alan Lichman for predicting that Biden and then Harris would win. Trump cites election interference claiming Lichman’s predictions may have influenced one or two people to vote against Trump.

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Zap's avatar

Members of the ruling class in one of the richest countries in the world that still has plenty of opportunity are determined to be victims.

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Virgiebeach's avatar

Oh. For. Fuck's. SAKE !!

Yet one more official entry in the cumulative Yoooge and vivid "These Guys Don't Know How ANYTHING Works!" Exhibition. (Available everywhere, all the time.)

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Don't dox me bro's avatar

These flaccid, impotent rage filled snowflakes are big mad that the country doesn't worship them. In fact, if I found them bleeding on the side of the road, I would feed them blood thinners.

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LINDA ADAMS's avatar

Made me laugh 🤣

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RRJKR's avatar

All of the male role models in my early life were WWI, and WWII vets. Glad that back then being manly only meant you should do what you were supposed to to, be polite to ladies, get a job not break any important laws This present day "manly" culture seems to be a new thing.

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[Redacted]'s avatar

If your male role models were WWI vets, you’re even older than I am. I feel I was the last of that crowd who held the traditional male values.

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RRJKR's avatar

Grandfather and Great uncles WWI Father and Uncles WWII As a young child, I knew people who were married and had children before they ever saw an automobile or used a telephone. Doesn’t make me nostalgic for the past I know they’d all love computers and cell phones and the great reduction in daily hard physical labor

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kmblue187's avatar

Don't forget Trump holds the U.S. record for killing U.S. citizens - one million- for botching Covid.

"It will go away, like a miracle!" And Musk and Trump are competing for the title of Biggest Narcissist!

My money's on Trump.

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LOU LOU's avatar

Trump may win the 'Being the Biggest Narcissist' competition because he has charisma and is "liked" by more people than Musk but he will be going dust to dust soon enough. Musk most likely has many more years to fine tune his game. I also have a feeling that Musk is something more creepy and harmful — possibly a psychopath which trumps any run of the mill narcissist for the ability to harm and kill for the pure pleasure of it.

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Dead Man Writing's avatar

How dare you compare some of the finest cartoon characters ever to these so-called men. I am outraged, outraged I tell you,

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Notorious J.I.M.'s avatar

I am surprised a robot like Bender, albeit battery powered, wasn't elno's goal to "do the work" on Mars.

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Dead Man Writing's avatar

Ackshully, bender is powered by booze 😉

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Notorious J.I.M.'s avatar

Yes. elno is about the batteries, though.

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Peter MacMonagle's avatar

The deal is this: Conservative males who complain - whiny little tittie babies as well - will eventually find themselves, and the rest of us, living in an El Salvador/Hungarian dictatorship on the economic level of Somalia if we do not get rid of President TACO. Failure to change course will find us on the rocks and they will have no right to complain.

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Notorious J.I.M.'s avatar

Every Taco Bell commercial is bringing to mind that meme of TACO in a ball gown.

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Padraic Smithies's avatar

"We* beta males prefer our eggs cooked." C'mon, Wonkette, we're supposed to be better than they are.

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Boojum's avatar

Tittybaby refers to a baby still at his mother's tit.

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

Säuglinge.

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Aocm🇨🇦's avatar

If only those assholes read wonkette, what a wonderful world it would be

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thephantomcheese's avatar

They'd just troll us in the non-comments. Some people just aren't worth it.

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Notorious J.I.M.'s avatar

The banhammering would likely be regular. Hoping they might have a limit to hatereading could be futile.

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Gammarae's avatar

i know i'm late to the game this evening, but i had to say that in REAL attorney world, we say "as is more fully discussed above", instead of misusing the word "fulsomely", which suggests a phoniness that i don't think they want to convey. or maybe they do, who knows. but why use a silly term (which apparently is much beloved in this administration), when you could use a perfectly fine, albeit perhaps boring one, that says exactly what you want it to say?

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Gary. Someone call a WAAAAAAAAAAmbulance for these losers.

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