On Sunday, President Obama oversaw the only thing conservatives ever wanted to happen in the world: the death of Osama bin Laden. But accepting that the commander in chief of our nation's military could have a hand in this has threatened some major cognitive dissonance on the right, because doesn't that guy seem a little foreign and a lot liberal, thus unable to like the United States of America? Thankfully, ABC News' Jake Tapper mentioned something on Twitter about a flag being lowered yesterday evening at the World Trade Center site, which could only mean OBAMA WENT TO GROUND ZERO SO HE COULD BURN AMERICAN FLAGS, according to certain conservative bloggers who have a professional duty to misinterpret things.
Absolutely, the next thing out of their mouth is usually all about welfare queens and someone taking their benefits that they earned. and always at taxpayers expense.
The people involved say the date is calculated from information in the Bible. If that's Armed Forces Day, so it is written.
Anyway, if this date -- May 21st 2011 on the Gregorian calendar -- has been in the Bible all along, ya gotta wonder about all these people through the millennia who didn&#039;t know. They coulda sinned like there <i>is</i> a tomorrow, thrown down a deathbed repentance and waited for the sweet eternal life on May 21. Suckers.
Best seat. Outside Westboro Baptist should be entertaining when those pious bastards get disintegrated while a big booming voice says &quot;God Hates Haters&quot;. Another possibility is Fux News; same reason. My personal choice would be a nice safe 100 feet away from Newt Gingrich -- when the lightening hits him as that booming voice calls out &quot;consider this a divorce&quot;.
If Obama personally invented a formula that cures cancer, tastes like chocolate and makes you lose weight, the wingnutz would complain that he&#039;s undermining our freedom to die.
The capper to a great week in so many respects is the fact that when the right wing nutz make such complete fools of themselves by nitpicking shit like &quot;Show us the photos!&quot; or &quot;The story keeps changing - first OBL defended himself, then he didn&#039;t; first he used his wife as a human shield and then he didn&#039;t...&quot; they just prove beyond a reasonable doubt they are complete, total Dexter Tools!
They are bringing a pea-shooter to a gun fight - and they don&#039;t know it!
I like this headline better: <i><b>Liberal Blog Commenter Accuses Conservative Bloggers of Being Hypocritical Douchebags</b></i>
That and complaining about things being &quot;rammed down her throat&quot; which is her way of describing &quot;democratically enacted laws&quot;. At least that&#039;s what I <i>think</i> she means.
There you go, 100! And for pron.
I agree. I use it deliberately. Emphasis on the O.
Absolutely, the next thing out of their mouth is usually all about welfare queens and someone taking their benefits that they earned. and always at taxpayers expense.
They already think that.
It&#039;s Breitbart doing the down fisting on his own idiot commentors.
Is that ironic? get out of jury duty for Judgement Day
The people involved say the date is calculated from information in the Bible. If that&#039;s Armed Forces Day, so it is written.
Anyway, if this date -- May 21st 2011 on the Gregorian calendar -- has been in the Bible all along, ya gotta wonder about all these people through the millennia who didn&#039;t know. They coulda sinned like there <i>is</i> a tomorrow, thrown down a deathbed repentance and waited for the sweet eternal life on May 21. Suckers.
Best seat. Outside Westboro Baptist should be entertaining when those pious bastards get disintegrated while a big booming voice says &quot;God Hates Haters&quot;. Another possibility is Fux News; same reason. My personal choice would be a nice safe 100 feet away from Newt Gingrich -- when the lightening hits him as that booming voice calls out &quot;consider this a divorce&quot;.
If Obama personally invented a formula that cures cancer, tastes like chocolate and makes you lose weight, the wingnutz would complain that he&#039;s undermining our freedom to die.
The capper to a great week in so many respects is the fact that when the right wing nutz make such complete fools of themselves by nitpicking shit like &quot;Show us the photos!&quot; or &quot;The story keeps changing - first OBL defended himself, then he didn&#039;t; first he used his wife as a human shield and then he didn&#039;t...&quot; they just prove beyond a reasonable doubt they are complete, total Dexter Tools!
They are bringing a pea-shooter to a gun fight - and they don&#039;t know it!
Is this a great country or what?
I wished that Newell fellow would continue his Peggy Noonan column shenanigans.
Eeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!
Well said! I also thought your essay, DERP DERP TAXES, was very enlightening!
I like this headline better: <i><b>Liberal Blog Commenter Accuses Conservative Bloggers of Being Hypocritical Douchebags</b></i>
Or made it a <i>little</i> harder to use. That would keep out the riff-raff.
That and complaining about things being &quot;rammed down her throat&quot; which is her way of describing &quot;democratically enacted laws&quot;. At least that&#039;s what I <i>think</i> she means.