It is a true fact that there were a full dozen or two ladies at CPAC this year wearing sparkly cocktail dresses approximately ten million inches above the knee from nine in the morning 'til eleven at night, each being pursued by 10,000 sex-starved young conservative males. Why else would they all go to CPAC? To respectfully take notes on Richard Viguerie's conservative movement stories from the mid-60s while sipping on a club soda? That may be why your Wonkette went, but most of the students simply came to revel in the awkward late-adolescent/30-something sexual tension fest. And that has
Seriously...I'm 50 going on 13. I'm like a kitten with a particularly attractive bit of string.
I live but to serve.
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Is it wrong to smile when thinking about Pam Geller falling off a roofie?
Cash underwrites naughty temptations?
Conservatives unaware naughtiness transpires?
Fox pundit wonders why women CPAC harlots surprised when they get raped.