If you guys didn't hear, Democrats tax everything! Thankfully these very adept rapping fellows from the world-famous ghetto Dartmouth are here to explain this, make a number of strained pop-culture references, and give shout-outs to some of their favorite Bible verses. And you'd never believe it, but all of the Fox News personalities love them!
<i>Josh Riddle and David Rufful are <b>seniors at Dartmouth College</b>, where they <b>spend their free time</b> playing basketball, <b>attending classes</b>, and&ndash;rapping about Ronald Reagan, Ayn Rand, and Jesus Christ.</i>
OMFG. They live in America but think they&#039;re in Hell. They go to Ivy League college but think they already know everything. They have iMovie but think they&#039;re Spike Lee.
In a related matter, I don&#039;t think I&#039;ll be able to use all my Bed Bath and Beyond 20% coupons before Judgment Day on May 21st. Does anybody need some extras? I already have a coordinated picnic-wear set -- &#039;cause heaven is still outdoor, right?
They seem so fresh and full of promise. Sad to think that in a few short years they will be drunkenly breaking into random Iowa teenage girls&#039; (boys&#039;?) houses.
No, wait, they&#039;ve probably already done that.
When young white trust-fund kids are rapping about Ronald Reagan, Ayn Rand and Jesus Christ, it suggests to me that the apocalypse is not far away. And if it&#039;s not, it should be.
<i>Josh Riddle and David Rufful are <b>seniors at Dartmouth College</b>, where they <b>spend their free time</b> playing basketball, <b>attending classes</b>, and&ndash;rapping about Ronald Reagan, Ayn Rand, and Jesus Christ.</i>
Let that sink in for a minute.
I know, right? The short, non-Frankenstein-y one.
OMFG. They live in America but think they&#039;re in Hell. They go to Ivy League college but think they already know everything. They have iMovie but think they&#039;re Spike Lee.
In a related matter, I don&#039;t think I&#039;ll be able to use all my Bed Bath and Beyond 20% coupons before Judgment Day on May 21st. Does anybody need some extras? I already have a coordinated picnic-wear set -- &#039;cause heaven is still outdoor, right?
I lasted 23 seconds.
I listened to approximately 40 seconds of this and now I have to listen to The Coup&#039;s entire discography to cleanse my palate.
THIS SONG IS A PILE OF HIT!
They seem so fresh and full of promise. Sad to think that in a few short years they will be drunkenly breaking into random Iowa teenage girls&#039; (boys&#039;?) houses.
No, wait, they&#039;ve probably already done that.
The Young Cons... Redefining suck.
Made me laff.
Genius!
White boys ruin everything.
Riddle and Rufful sounds like the sketchy law firm suing hogwarts.
When young white trust-fund kids are rapping about Ronald Reagan, Ayn Rand and Jesus Christ, it suggests to me that the apocalypse is not far away. And if it&#039;s not, it should be.
The List will go on [stage] before these guys do...
Needs moar &quot;beezys&quot; and &quot;hoes&quot; and niggas tryna get their noodle wet.
fasho
[/And that concludes this white boy&#039;s knowledge of rap poetry.]