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BarackMyWorld's avatar

<i>Josh Riddle and David Rufful are <b>seniors at Dartmouth College</b>, where they <b>spend their free time</b> playing basketball, <b>attending classes</b>, and–rapping about Ronald Reagan, Ayn Rand, and Jesus Christ.</i>

Let that sink in for a minute.

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SheriffRoscoe's avatar

I know, right? The short, non-Frankenstein-y one.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

OMFG. They live in America but think they're in Hell. They go to Ivy League college but think they already know everything. They have iMovie but think they're Spike Lee.

In a related matter, I don't think I'll be able to use all my Bed Bath and Beyond 20% coupons before Judgment Day on May 21st. Does anybody need some extras? I already have a coordinated picnic-wear set -- 'cause heaven is still outdoor, right?

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Bezoar's avatar

I lasted 23 seconds.

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Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

I listened to approximately 40 seconds of this and now I have to listen to The Coup's entire discography to cleanse my palate.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

THIS SONG IS A PILE OF HIT!

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Mahousu's avatar

They seem so fresh and full of promise. Sad to think that in a few short years they will be drunkenly breaking into random Iowa teenage girls' (boys'?) houses.

No, wait, they've probably already done that.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

The Young Cons... Redefining suck.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Made me laff.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Genius!

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

White boys ruin everything.

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fuflans's avatar

Riddle and Rufful sounds like the sketchy law firm suing hogwarts.

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PsycWench's avatar

When young white trust-fund kids are rapping about Ronald Reagan, Ayn Rand and Jesus Christ, it suggests to me that the apocalypse is not far away. And if it's not, it should be.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

The List will go on [stage] before these guys do...

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SheriffRoscoe's avatar

Needs moar "beezys" and "hoes" and niggas tryna get their noodle wet.

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SheriffRoscoe's avatar

fasho

[/And that concludes this white boy's knowledge of rap poetry.]

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