Will Mike Johnson and his son be able to view the calendar with their "Covenant Eyes"? That's some pretty racy stuff and apparently Jeebus don't like boners.
I often wonder what I might have done with and in my life if I had been born beautiful instead of smart...but I hope it wouldn't have been anything like that calendar.
Some of these pictures give me new respect for models and what they do - apparently it is hard to stand normally (Catalina Lauf) or not look like you're pooping while working out (Bethany Bartlett).
The distressed ultra-right conservative women should maybe thank their lucky stars this calendar came out this year and not 2025. Gives 'em a little time to think twice (maybe) 'bout how they'll be expected to look or be Left (hahaha).
According to the Heritage Foundation, we “should never be inviting lust in any way, shape, or form.” Wow. You don’t even need to get to the bigotry and transphobia and homophobia and, well, all the other phobias conservatives suffer from, to know better than to waste time on this nonsense. We are all here for a little while and then gone, and we are given consciousness, awareness and experience. Sexuality is an incredible gift we can enjoy ourselves and with others. I’m so grateful to be enjoying myself sexually more at age 50 than I did at age 25. I shed the guilt and shame and doubt that was all in my head and diminished my sexuality. I may or may not feel this way at 70 or 80, but I do now, and I’m damn well gonna embrace it. I keep telling my wife we’ve barely found the tip of the iceberg, and if we really open ourselves up to each other and express ourselves, we can experience pure ecstasy. She doesn’t share my libido, but she enjoys that the governor fell off mine in recent years. I can’t imagine being so repressed that you must stifle, deny and neglect your own sexual needs and desires. And I think it takes some startling audacity to tell others they must “never be inviting lust in any way, shape, or form.” How about you live your life how you wish, and if you don’t have much need for sexuality, that’s fine. But what these folks need isn’t some weird calendar of superficially attractive women who have well known terrible beliefs, but some good sex therapy to get rid of all this guilt and shame. And those women aren’t the “real” beauties, because beauty is spoiled right away by being terrible. And if conservatives could understand that ideals like these are an unhealthy illusion, they could love themselves more. Because all kinds of people are beautiful in their own way. Women with flaws are beautiful. I find curvy, hairy women on the nerdy side to be sexy, but that’s just me. To deny lust is to deny an incredible human experience, and that’s the “real” shame.
Stockholm syndrome aside, I've met alotta White ones with a great deal of self-hate they gotta repress with reaction formation. Self-hating as they may be, they sure find time to make up shit to hate about everyone else they don't know shit about: the White ones; People of Color and the ones with imaginary attributes like "Woke" and "Antifa"; the non-White ones, whoever's named on the script on the Teleprompter.
The bathroom beer is still around? I know it's the end of the year, and everybody wants one more entry for the year's dumbest thing, but the wish.com version of the real men of genius ad campaign isn't gonna make it to the finals even if they did slip in under the wire. The backlash is funny considering the bathroom beer's origin story, but do people even buy calendars? Especially calendars made of what appears to be these women's second string Instagram posts. I mean, if you would buy the knock off brand bud light for four times the cost of actual bud light just to own the libs, maybe the calendar works for you. Honestly, as a lib, I do not feel even a little owned. 4/10 lacks effort.
Fun fact. Where is the most trans porn consumed? Why, red states, of course. Who's suprised? Bueller? Bueller?
With more than 4.7 Million transgender porn related Google searches each month (per Ahrefs.com), do Republicans represent those searching most? The answer seems to be a clear YES.
You may or may not know, and certainly don’t want to know, that there IS such a thing.
At a Sasquatch gathering at Salt Fork State Park, OH, a handful of years ago, they had Squatch movies every night, supposed to be reasonably family friendly. Legend of Boggy Creek, Harry and the Hendersons and such.
Some dipshit in charge of renting the movies grabbed one called ‘Geek’, without, apparently, looking at the box. Hard X furry-ish porn. Sheesh.
Every conference in the country that does movie nights now has one full page in their staging notebook DO NOT RENT THIS GODDAMN THING.
Hilarious (at least in retrospect). Hubs and I are avid squatch video watchers, especially a channel on Youtube called "Small Town Monsters," and Les Stroud's "Survivorman Bigfoot."
That's pretty sad cheesecake tbh.
Will Mike Johnson and his son be able to view the calendar with their "Covenant Eyes"? That's some pretty racy stuff and apparently Jeebus don't like boners.
I often wonder what I might have done with and in my life if I had been born beautiful instead of smart...but I hope it wouldn't have been anything like that calendar.
Some of these pictures give me new respect for models and what they do - apparently it is hard to stand normally (Catalina Lauf) or not look like you're pooping while working out (Bethany Bartlett).
Wait until they discover their husbands are having “gay” sex because they refuse to have “straight” sex with their husbands.
Really, with all the shit in the world, this is important?
So they used Riley Gaines twice, but they couldn't even get Patriot Barbie?
Warning: Patriot Barbie is a real thing, not a doll. Have a look & don't say you weren't warned.
https://patriotbarbie.com/
That is really weird.
Also, naming yourself after the Senator is a… different… flex.
I was considering it more of a throb than a flex, but that's just me.
The distressed ultra-right conservative women should maybe thank their lucky stars this calendar came out this year and not 2025. Gives 'em a little time to think twice (maybe) 'bout how they'll be expected to look or be Left (hahaha).
According to the Heritage Foundation, we “should never be inviting lust in any way, shape, or form.” Wow. You don’t even need to get to the bigotry and transphobia and homophobia and, well, all the other phobias conservatives suffer from, to know better than to waste time on this nonsense. We are all here for a little while and then gone, and we are given consciousness, awareness and experience. Sexuality is an incredible gift we can enjoy ourselves and with others. I’m so grateful to be enjoying myself sexually more at age 50 than I did at age 25. I shed the guilt and shame and doubt that was all in my head and diminished my sexuality. I may or may not feel this way at 70 or 80, but I do now, and I’m damn well gonna embrace it. I keep telling my wife we’ve barely found the tip of the iceberg, and if we really open ourselves up to each other and express ourselves, we can experience pure ecstasy. She doesn’t share my libido, but she enjoys that the governor fell off mine in recent years. I can’t imagine being so repressed that you must stifle, deny and neglect your own sexual needs and desires. And I think it takes some startling audacity to tell others they must “never be inviting lust in any way, shape, or form.” How about you live your life how you wish, and if you don’t have much need for sexuality, that’s fine. But what these folks need isn’t some weird calendar of superficially attractive women who have well known terrible beliefs, but some good sex therapy to get rid of all this guilt and shame. And those women aren’t the “real” beauties, because beauty is spoiled right away by being terrible. And if conservatives could understand that ideals like these are an unhealthy illusion, they could love themselves more. Because all kinds of people are beautiful in their own way. Women with flaws are beautiful. I find curvy, hairy women on the nerdy side to be sexy, but that’s just me. To deny lust is to deny an incredible human experience, and that’s the “real” shame.
Am I surprised that the womenfolk here's all White or is it just me?
Q: Do white supremacists come in any other colors?
A: Maybe, if they are self-hating ones? 🤷🏽♂️
Stockholm syndrome aside, I've met alotta White ones with a great deal of self-hate they gotta repress with reaction formation. Self-hating as they may be, they sure find time to make up shit to hate about everyone else they don't know shit about: the White ones; People of Color and the ones with imaginary attributes like "Woke" and "Antifa"; the non-White ones, whoever's named on the script on the Teleprompter.
All of that goes together
The bathroom beer is still around? I know it's the end of the year, and everybody wants one more entry for the year's dumbest thing, but the wish.com version of the real men of genius ad campaign isn't gonna make it to the finals even if they did slip in under the wire. The backlash is funny considering the bathroom beer's origin story, but do people even buy calendars? Especially calendars made of what appears to be these women's second string Instagram posts. I mean, if you would buy the knock off brand bud light for four times the cost of actual bud light just to own the libs, maybe the calendar works for you. Honestly, as a lib, I do not feel even a little owned. 4/10 lacks effort.
You're generous, 2/10 and I'm feeling giving tonight
She said "discourse." Isn't that some fancy word that requires book-learning to use?
DISCOURSE THE PENGUIN!
Monthly porn viewing? I assume none of their poll respondents live in Utah.
Fun fact. Where is the most trans porn consumed? Why, red states, of course. Who's suprised? Bueller? Bueller?
With more than 4.7 Million transgender porn related Google searches each month (per Ahrefs.com), do Republicans represent those searching most? The answer seems to be a clear YES.
https://lawsuit.org/general-law/republicans-have-an-obsession-with-transgender-pornography/
They actively seek out trans women/drag queens for sexual encounters behind closed doors while squealing about their hatred of them in public.
Dennis Hastert and his ilk were practicing this for decades
A lot of people’s teenage sons are getting messages from their dads’ anti pron software right about now!
But not Nestor. He's all good.
🤣
My sweetie wishes I would watch porn instead of spending hours shouting at YouTube about terrible questionable and hoaxed Sasquatch footage.
Maybe you two could compromise and watch squatch porn together? Just brainstorming here...
You may or may not know, and certainly don’t want to know, that there IS such a thing.
At a Sasquatch gathering at Salt Fork State Park, OH, a handful of years ago, they had Squatch movies every night, supposed to be reasonably family friendly. Legend of Boggy Creek, Harry and the Hendersons and such.
Some dipshit in charge of renting the movies grabbed one called ‘Geek’, without, apparently, looking at the box. Hard X furry-ish porn. Sheesh.
Every conference in the country that does movie nights now has one full page in their staging notebook DO NOT RENT THIS GODDAMN THING.
Hilarious (at least in retrospect). Hubs and I are avid squatch video watchers, especially a channel on Youtube called "Small Town Monsters," and Les Stroud's "Survivorman Bigfoot."
Keep it squatchy!
And little does she knows, that counts as porn, you saucy badger you.
Conservatism is at this point (almost) an ouroboros.
It's a "theiroboros."
Leave me out of it.