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fifthdentist's avatar

It looks like ... meat-cake.

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fifthdentist's avatar

That was strange.Had hail larger than ping pong balls for a few minutes.Most of the times I've interviewed tornado survivors they say, "I heard the hail and then a few minutes later ... it hit/I was naked in a tree 10 miles away/I heard a sound like a train."

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disqus_9egRDGzErL's avatar

Now I know what Charlie Kirk's voice sounds like. I feel dirty.

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The Phantom Cheese's avatar

Hardee's was halfway decent when it was independent, but now that they're the southern division of Carl's Jr, complete with the same sexploitiave commercials...

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The Phantom Cheese's avatar

Well, they do believe that God will toss them into Hell for having fun

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Tosca's avatar

"Is this brown thing meat, or is it cake?"

I tried making a new cookie recipe which involved jam and cookie dough. I fucked it up so extraordinarily, it would have had Hannibal Lecter looking for fans beans and a nice Chianti.

I swear on the grave of my mother that this is NOT a chunk of diseased offal. It's cookie dough and quince jelly. https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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pixeloid's avatar

The streaks of "not blood" nearby don't help https://media2.giphy.com/me...

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idiotboy's avatar

Whatever, laughing so hard. Thanks.

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Tina Mouse's avatar

Supporting Nazis from the left makes you a Nazi supporter. Stop supporting Nazis.

If you could not tell the difference between HRC and trump, you are supporting Trump.

Here is a historical lesson, on the assumption you are capable of learning: Google "Ernst Thälmann".

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idiotboy's avatar

Thank you so much. Gawd I needed a laugh.

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Keith Taylor's avatar

We'll all regret bitterly that we drink Bud Light and shop at Target when Jesus returns and those rampaging herds of horses with scorpions' tails and the faces of lions come to torment the woke and godless.I am worried.

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Star Geezer's avatar

the only live action Disney remake I bought was the Lion King .... a true mistake ... lost all the charm and humor. I can't watch the Bambi animated movie without sobbing. Why is god's name would I ever want to see that looking realistic?

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Star Geezer's avatar

I have hated Nestles corporation since the 1970s, maybe earlier.

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DemoCat 🐈🌊⚖️'s avatar

I still don’t know. My virgin ears remain pure. But I know what his unfortunate face looks like, which at least partly explains his pathetic, vile mind.

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Maude Huddleston's avatar

ah, another saucy commenter! i, as well, like to pleasure the crowd with the occasional naughty rambling. do press(or stroke|)on!

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Maude Huddleston's avatar

much LSD amongst the creatives.

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