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willi0000000's avatar

they wouldn't burn the white people's house . . . they need it for the next white guy.

[but there would be some strange fruit in the rose garden]

From Scranton With Love's avatar

Comes from a pretty happy island, to boot.

OneYieldRegular's avatar

The first story I read on the news this morning involved Rudy Giuliani wanting Darren Wilson to be "commended" for killing Michael Brown. I think I'm pretty much done for the day. If anyone needs me I'll be naked in the saline pool.

Bitter Scribe's avatar

Hey, I'd be happy if they would just stop putting honey and cinnamon and God knows what else into bourbon. It's fucking bourbon, not ice cream.

ManchuCandidate's avatar

Conservatives aren't delusional. Not at all. The unskewedpolls guy isn't. Nor was Romney... Not even Karl Rove. I mean they thought they won in 2012.

From Scranton With Love's avatar

Speaking of which, DON'T MAKE SCOTCH IN FUCKING WINE OR SHERRY BARRELS.Thank you for your attention, Glenmorangie.

HogeyeGrex🌻's avatar

I believe that would be "That shit Canadians call whiskey."

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

nothing permeates the bubble- not even their own emotions

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

if they possessed the ability to self evaluate, they'd die of shame from calling themselves dittoheads

HogeyeGrex🌻's avatar

The fact that their major motivator seems to be fear belies any claims of widespread happiness.

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Through the miracle of self-reporting, I am happy to announce that I stand six foot four inches tall, that I look decades younger than my actual age, I'm nailing more women in a day than Wild Chamberlain did in his entire life and I am constantly in a blissed-out state. It's science!

HogeyeGrex🌻's avatar

So, ignorance only appears to be bliss?

Hairy Melvin's avatar

Part of the explanation might involve the Dunning-Kruger effect.

Hairy Melvin's avatar

On the other hand, buy the mega-jug of Ronrico pineapple rum and mix it with Welch's fruit juice. Slam that chit. Malibu pineapple rum works too. Ruby red grapefruit juice can substitute for the fruit punch.

Rebecca Gardner's avatar

"Conservatives are happier than liberals" - They've proven that ignorance is bliss!