We all know what the studies say, right? Conservatives get dumber every time they watch Fox News. Liberals get unhappier every time they roll out of bed in their mom's basement and smoke a bowl for brunch. If conservatives would stop praying for whores outside abortion clinics, they might know some things that are actually true. And if liberals would embrace Ronald Reagan as their personal lord and savior, they'd be all smiley faces and happy dancing. But oh! What is this?
The first story I read on the news this morning involved Rudy Giuliani wanting Darren Wilson to be "commended" for killing Michael Brown. I think I'm pretty much done for the day. If anyone needs me I'll be naked in the saline pool.
Through the miracle of self-reporting, I am happy to announce that I stand six foot four inches tall, that I look decades younger than my actual age, I'm nailing more women in a day than Wild Chamberlain did in his entire life and I am constantly in a blissed-out state. It's science!
On the other hand, buy the mega-jug of Ronrico pineapple rum and mix it with Welch's fruit juice. Slam that chit. Malibu pineapple rum works too. Ruby red grapefruit juice can substitute for the fruit punch.
they wouldn't burn the white people's house . . . they need it for the next white guy.
[but there would be some strange fruit in the rose garden]
Comes from a pretty happy island, to boot.
The first story I read on the news this morning involved Rudy Giuliani wanting Darren Wilson to be "commended" for killing Michael Brown. I think I'm pretty much done for the day. If anyone needs me I'll be naked in the saline pool.
Hey, I'd be happy if they would just stop putting honey and cinnamon and God knows what else into bourbon. It's fucking bourbon, not ice cream.
Conservatives aren't delusional. Not at all. The unskewedpolls guy isn't. Nor was Romney... Not even Karl Rove. I mean they thought they won in 2012.
Thangs yew, Biffs.
Speaking of which, DON'T MAKE SCOTCH IN FUCKING WINE OR SHERRY BARRELS.Thank you for your attention, Glenmorangie.
I believe that would be "That shit Canadians call whiskey."
nothing permeates the bubble- not even their own emotions
if they possessed the ability to self evaluate, they'd die of shame from calling themselves dittoheads
The fact that their major motivator seems to be fear belies any claims of widespread happiness.
Through the miracle of self-reporting, I am happy to announce that I stand six foot four inches tall, that I look decades younger than my actual age, I'm nailing more women in a day than Wild Chamberlain did in his entire life and I am constantly in a blissed-out state. It's science!
So, ignorance only appears to be bliss?
Part of the explanation might involve the Dunning-Kruger effect.
On the other hand, buy the mega-jug of Ronrico pineapple rum and mix it with Welch's fruit juice. Slam that chit. Malibu pineapple rum works too. Ruby red grapefruit juice can substitute for the fruit punch.
"Conservatives are happier than liberals" - They've proven that ignorance is bliss!