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Conservatives aren't stupid???

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How cool will it be when autonomic drones swoop in like clouds of wrath just like in the bible.

How much cooler when a hacker in Russia signs each of the drones up for a Facebook account.

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Pat O'Brien? I hardly even know him.

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:::Scan area:::

Sighted: Baby carriage

:::scan for bomb in the baby carriage wired to the radio:::

No bomb present

:::scan for evidence of previous abortion:::

Evidence present - target had abortion at age 17 after being raped by father

:::Kill:::

Firing missles.

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That's not stupidity...that's just Friday. And by Friday I mean mental illness.

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Oh sure....robots are fine...but would you let your sister marry one?

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Will you be ready when the metal ones decide to come for you? ...and they will.

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Sort of OT, but about Rachel:

It seems that she was a Jeopardy question that no one got. Breifart seems to be driving the buzz here. I haven't checked the veracity of this and probably won't. Who cares? Most people would recognize a picture of snooky within milliseconds, so folks not recognizing her on a game is pretty meaningless.

That being said, there is a Jeopardy question I'd like to see:

For $500 - He is a drunken rabblerouser best known for prevarication, questionable press practices, drunken pompous behavior and is rumored to have made inappropriate advances to innocent young interns.

Alex...who is ???