</p> <p>Jeb Bush’s <a href="https: //wonkette.substack.com/p/jeb-bush-may-bless-us-with-presidential-run" target="_blank">announcement</a> this morning that he is exploring maybe thinking about the possibility of considering a run for the presidency has set off an awesome fit of rage and whining among the true conservatives of the right, and it is hilarious.
Wont be long and they will be cursing Babb&#039;s vigina for even bringing those misfits into the world I know I have but hell I aint no republican
&quot;And it&rsquo;s all about us being the number one enemy of these people.&quot;
Whoah! Don&#039;t tell me the teabaggers are finally figuring out that the Koch suckers are not their friends!!!! We&#039;ve only been telling the dumbfucks about it for what ... ten years?
Jeb Bush candidacy will give us a chance to return to the Dubya era. Pointless wars, pre-existing conditions, economic collapse,deficits, torture ... the Reptards can&#039;t wait!
If these nitwits could be whipped into their usual frothing paranoia, I&#039;d say Jeb or any other &quot;squish&quot; would be physical danger. But this is only part of the show. Rush and the others will, at the appropriate time (assuming he wins the nomination), duly consecrate him the one, true conservative nutjob heartthrob and the one to do battle with the hated and feared enemy (Hillary?). Then all the frothing rage will be directed at the Democrat. Of course with these insane types, it is always possible to be a bit <i>too</i> clever and ... well, it never ends well. However, once past the freak show, Jeb could do well. Hard to tell this far out.
Wont be long and they will be cursing Babb&#039;s vigina for even bringing those misfits into the world I know I have but hell I aint no republican
I love it when these assholes feed on each other.
&quot;And it&rsquo;s all about us being the number one enemy of these people.&quot;
Whoah! Don&#039;t tell me the teabaggers are finally figuring out that the Koch suckers are not their friends!!!! We&#039;ve only been telling the dumbfucks about it for what ... ten years?
Time to put on the popcorn -- this will be good.
I&#039;d vote for Zombie Nixon before any of the shitheads they&#039;re likely to nominate in 2016.
A Reublican National Enema instead of a Republican National Convention? Works for me.
If we could plant a rumor in the wingnuttoshpere that Obama is planning a Bloombergesque third term, it would Hylarious to watch them run with it.
Good idea . . . but is Lindsay Lohan even a Republican?
I&#039;m telling you, tovarisch, if they don&#039;t stop banning me from smoking outside I&#039;m going to start doing it indoors.
Plus he retired Old Sparky because he was too squeamish about condemned prisoners being set on fire.
Palin/Gohmert
&quot;There&rsquo;s a whole bunch of stuff under the surface here that&rsquo;s percolating and effervescing.&quot;
Rush Limbaugh knows his audience. <a href="http://wonkette.com/516395/..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://wonkette.com/516395/latest-factory-farm-by...">http://wonkette.com/516395/...
Granted, we&#039;re the same way about libturd candidates, but they aren&#039;t crazy eyed whakdoodle dipshits
Godwin already?
Jeb &quot;Not My Real Name&quot; Bush
Jeb Bush candidacy will give us a chance to return to the Dubya era. Pointless wars, pre-existing conditions, economic collapse,deficits, torture ... the Reptards can&#039;t wait!
If these nitwits could be whipped into their usual frothing paranoia, I&#039;d say Jeb or any other &quot;squish&quot; would be physical danger. But this is only part of the show. Rush and the others will, at the appropriate time (assuming he wins the nomination), duly consecrate him the one, true conservative nutjob heartthrob and the one to do battle with the hated and feared enemy (Hillary?). Then all the frothing rage will be directed at the Democrat. Of course with these insane types, it is always possible to be a bit <i>too</i> clever and ... well, it never ends well. However, once past the freak show, Jeb could do well. Hard to tell this far out.