</p> <p>Jeb Bush’s <a href="https: //wonkette.substack.com/p/jeb-bush-may-bless-us-with-presidential-run" target="_blank">announcement</a> this morning that he is exploring maybe thinking about the possibility of considering a run for the presidency has set off an awesome fit of rage and whining among the true conservatives of the right, and it is hilarious. Hanukkah doesn’t even start for a few more hours, and already we have received the greatest gift. </p><hr/><p>The wingnuts are mad as hell because they have had enough of Republicans nominating moderate squishes like Mitt Romney and John “Bomb Everything!” McCain, and they’re not going to take it anymore. First out of the gate was blubbering sphincter Rush Limbaugh, <a href="http://mediamatters.org/video/2014/12/16/limbaugh-imagines-conspiracy-theory-behind-jeb/201896" target="_blank">spinning a dark conspiracy theory</a> that the Republican Establishment is making Jeb a sacrificial lamb simply to keep a true conservative Tea Partier from snagging the nomination. </p><p/><blockquote>They're going to pull out all the stops to make sure that a Tea Party-type conservative doesn't get the nomination. And if that means -- somebody like Jeb -- it could be a sacrificial run just to make sure that a conservative doesn't get the nomination in 2016. There's a whole bunch of stuff under the surface here that's percolating and effervescing. And it's all about us being the number one enemy of these people.</blockquote> <p>“Percolating and effervescing.” Someone must have gotten some Word of the Day toilet paper for his last birthday. </p><p>Then there are the conservatives who took to Twitter to express their consternation. Like chipmunk-cheeked Breitbart reporter Matt Boyle, who lent some of his analysis. </p><p><em><a href="https://assets.rbl.ms/17681856/origin.jpg"><img id="c1428" data-rm-shortcode-id="744051f4037115671b499e0436daafeb" data-rm-shortcode-name="rebelmouse-image" class="rm-shortcode " loading="lazy" src="https://assets.rebelmouse.io/eyJhbGciOiJIUzI1NiIsInR5cCI6IkpXVCJ9.eyJpbWFnZSI6Imh0dHBzOi8vYXNzZXRzLnJibC5tcy8xNzY4MTg1Ni9vcmlnaW4uanBnIiwiZXhwaXJlc19hdCI6MTY5MDI5ODYyNH0.H7H3I9frKORIUaaEbbBdpu9WKxVQZljYNsj9ny4O3UM/img.jpg?width=980" /></a></em>We disagree. We think if voting for Jeb Bush is the only thing that can keep Hillary Clinton from imposing Communism on America, conservatives will grit their teeth and turn out. But we’ll be happy to be proven wrong. </p><p>Conservative novelist Brad Thor is also upset. </p><p><em><a href="https://assets.rbl.ms/17681857/origin.jpg"><img id="4d92d" data-rm-shortcode-id="5bb154e580f50fdcdb5b22098ccaf381" data-rm-shortcode-name="rebelmouse-image" class="rm-shortcode " loading="lazy" src="https://assets.rebelmouse.io/eyJhbGciOiJIUzI1NiIsInR5cCI6IkpXVCJ9.eyJpbWFnZSI6Imh0dHBzOi8vYXNzZXRzLnJibC5tcy8xNzY4MTg1Ny9vcmlnaW4uanBnIiwiZXhwaXJlc19hdCI6MTczNjM3NzQ1NX0.kCseic9AIEzyW1xCf7p-aX_X9cLc3nfEI5P4llU7ZBI/img.jpg?width=980" /></a></em> </p><p><a href="https://assets.rbl.ms/17681858/origin.jpg"><img id="0eea1" data-rm-shortcode-id="3421206c0d9e075c0d07c693f084ccf1" data-rm-shortcode-name="rebelmouse-image" class="rm-shortcode " loading="lazy" src="https://assets.rebelmouse.io/eyJhbGciOiJIUzI1NiIsInR5cCI6IkpXVCJ9.eyJpbWFnZSI6Imh0dHBzOi8vYXNzZXRzLnJibC5tcy8xNzY4MTg1OC9vcmlnaW4uanBnIiwiZXhwaXJlc19hdCI6MTcxNzQ3MjAzMH0.bCH6Iu8tuNLtjy0YPgn2fIiFzsi_Qyiz88Ef9bsSynE/img.jpg?width=980" /></a> </p><p><a href="http://www.splcenter.org/blog/2010/03/10/robert-stacy-mccain-and-the-washington-times/" target="_blank">Interracial marriage squish</a> Robert Stacy McCain? <em>Very </em>upset. </p><p><em><a href="https://assets.rbl.ms/17681859/origin.jpg"><img id="67ac5" data-rm-shortcode-id="85f30e42ebdce135e93796e788732315" data-rm-shortcode-name="rebelmouse-image" class="rm-shortcode " loading="lazy" src="https://assets.rebelmouse.io/eyJhbGciOiJIUzI1NiIsInR5cCI6IkpXVCJ9.eyJpbWFnZSI6Imh0dHBzOi8vYXNzZXRzLnJibC5tcy8xNzY4MTg1OS9vcmlnaW4uanBnIiwiZXhwaXJlc19hdCI6MTcxNTkxMDUxM30.HMetvQKUHbVx6F8oEvgpNqERvLD9Cwo32H-MDqHbn78/img.jpg?width=980" /></a></em> </p><p>Actual puddle of beaver vomit Michelle Malkin has a very simple message. </p><p><em><a href="https://assets.rbl.ms/17681860/origin.jpg"><img id="f7793" data-rm-shortcode-id="1c9eb01bef2c1f690fa4ca4463614611" data-rm-shortcode-name="rebelmouse-image" class="rm-shortcode " loading="lazy" src="https://assets.rebelmouse.io/eyJhbGciOiJIUzI1NiIsInR5cCI6IkpXVCJ9.eyJpbWFnZSI6Imh0dHBzOi8vYXNzZXRzLnJibC5tcy8xNzY4MTg2MC9vcmlnaW4uanBnIiwiZXhwaXJlc19hdCI6MTc0ODcwNjM1MH0.evJTos0diZnT8ndCmwZRdSkR6_K85hU1QK7K0Msm_3o/img.jpg?width=980" /></a></em> </p><p>And everyone is all over the <a href="https://twitter.com/search?f=realtime&q=%23BetterThanJeb&src=tyah" target="_blank">#BetterThanJeb</a> hashtag on Twitter, which we recommend checking out, for hilarity. </p><p>Reports that conservatives will dig up the corpse of Barry Goldwater and run him around the 2016 convention, <em>Weekend at Bernie's</em> style, could not be confirmed. </p><p>Get pumped for 2016, everyone. </p><p>[<a href="http://mediamatters.org/video/2014/12/16/limbaugh-imagines-conspiracy-theory-behind-jeb/201896" target="_blank">Media Matters</a>]</p>
Wont be long and they will be cursing Babb&#039;s vigina for even bringing those misfits into the world I know I have but hell I aint no republican
&quot;And it&rsquo;s all about us being the number one enemy of these people.&quot;
Whoah! Don&#039;t tell me the teabaggers are finally figuring out that the Koch suckers are not their friends!!!! We&#039;ve only been telling the dumbfucks about it for what ... ten years?
Jeb Bush candidacy will give us a chance to return to the Dubya era. Pointless wars, pre-existing conditions, economic collapse,deficits, torture ... the Reptards can&#039;t wait!
If these nitwits could be whipped into their usual frothing paranoia, I&#039;d say Jeb or any other &quot;squish&quot; would be physical danger. But this is only part of the show. Rush and the others will, at the appropriate time (assuming he wins the nomination), duly consecrate him the one, true conservative nutjob heartthrob and the one to do battle with the hated and feared enemy (Hillary?). Then all the frothing rage will be directed at the Democrat. Of course with these insane types, it is always possible to be a bit <i>too</i> clever and ... well, it never ends well. However, once past the freak show, Jeb could do well. Hard to tell this far out.
Wont be long and they will be cursing Babb&#039;s vigina for even bringing those misfits into the world I know I have but hell I aint no republican
I love it when these assholes feed on each other.
&quot;And it&rsquo;s all about us being the number one enemy of these people.&quot;
Whoah! Don&#039;t tell me the teabaggers are finally figuring out that the Koch suckers are not their friends!!!! We&#039;ve only been telling the dumbfucks about it for what ... ten years?
Time to put on the popcorn -- this will be good.
I&#039;d vote for Zombie Nixon before any of the shitheads they&#039;re likely to nominate in 2016.
A Reublican National Enema instead of a Republican National Convention? Works for me.
If we could plant a rumor in the wingnuttoshpere that Obama is planning a Bloombergesque third term, it would Hylarious to watch them run with it.
Good idea . . . but is Lindsay Lohan even a Republican?
I&#039;m telling you, tovarisch, if they don&#039;t stop banning me from smoking outside I&#039;m going to start doing it indoors.
Plus he retired Old Sparky because he was too squeamish about condemned prisoners being set on fire.
Palin/Gohmert
&quot;There&rsquo;s a whole bunch of stuff under the surface here that&rsquo;s percolating and effervescing.&quot;
Rush Limbaugh knows his audience. <a href="http://wonkette.com/516395/..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://wonkette.com/516395/latest-factory-farm-by...">http://wonkette.com/516395/...
Granted, we&#039;re the same way about libturd candidates, but they aren&#039;t crazy eyed whakdoodle dipshits
Godwin already?
Jeb &quot;Not My Real Name&quot; Bush
Jeb Bush candidacy will give us a chance to return to the Dubya era. Pointless wars, pre-existing conditions, economic collapse,deficits, torture ... the Reptards can&#039;t wait!
If these nitwits could be whipped into their usual frothing paranoia, I&#039;d say Jeb or any other &quot;squish&quot; would be physical danger. But this is only part of the show. Rush and the others will, at the appropriate time (assuming he wins the nomination), duly consecrate him the one, true conservative nutjob heartthrob and the one to do battle with the hated and feared enemy (Hillary?). Then all the frothing rage will be directed at the Democrat. Of course with these insane types, it is always possible to be a bit <i>too</i> clever and ... well, it never ends well. However, once past the freak show, Jeb could do well. Hard to tell this far out.