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I saw a purported list of Democrat and Republican TV shows and DWTS is in the Republican list. I used to watch but got tired of the Republican *Celebs* who got on every year and who clomp around the stage. I just up and quit this year when they went Palin. They've been caught already with Comcast rigging the phone vote so the Palinbot Teabaggers are simply wasting their time. Some of these people need to have their Medicare and SSI seriously reduced and should be 86ed from the library too. I now feel Palin Thing should win. That would actually be hilarious.

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I would love to see that fat clod hopper win from cheating. But I think the producers know that would kill the show. They will pull her plug when she trips and falls on Mark *breaking his ribs*. The end, except for all the terrible footage.

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Oh, yes.

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That is what is known as <i>ACTING!</i>

She is totally doing "Passion" there. I am pretty sure she's so very naturally good at ACTING that this expression can be used for Surprise, Fear, Sadness, Confusion, Rage, and Constipation. Pretty much anything a script requires, this expression fits. She's THAT good.

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Is anyone else glad we don't elect our Supreme Court?

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She's more suited for a roller derby team but since there's no "I" in team she's on DWTS. Until her mother appoints her as head of the nation's Regained Purity Office.

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i think one of the gossip rags has a regular feature wherein dwts contestants laud their weight loss and general shape-up-ed-ness.

what happened here?

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Obama and Pelosi couldn't give two shits about Bristol Palin's Paso Doble or whatever the hell it is. The only people they're pissing off are women like my mother who love the show and are seething that she's taking the place of other, better contestants. Of course, my mother's a Democrat, so I guess they would call that a "victory," but, really, it's just sad.

Also, that girl SO doesn't want to do this. I think even she knows she doesn't deserve to be there, and it makes her uncomfortable to have to stand there under the lights week after week. But Gypsy Rose Palin over here is forcing her to do it. "Get your trampy ass on the dancefloor, Bristol, and make mama some money!!! Oh, no, I mean, 'God wants this for you,' honey!"

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Hey ass face...I'll tell you what drives this liberal nuts.

1. I have on very good authority that she sucks. Now, I don't give two shits about dancing, however, as you on the right keep harping on about "merit", you'd think you'd spend as much time thinking about quality as you do trying to decide on a scooter.

2. You are voting for Bristol not because she's good (see above), but because she's the spawn of the leader of your little cult of personality...and you give people shit about thinking Obama being "the one'?

3. There was a time, and not that long ago, where the spouses and spawn of presidents and would-be presidents acted with decorum. You never saw Amy Carter or Chelsea Clinton pulling this kind of Idiotcracy stunt. I guess the Bush girls broke our cherry in this respect, but why continue it?

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Ever fucked a Republican, they got expressionless and motionless down pat.

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No comments and just 1 view and I got nothin'. I might as well be back in high school on my first date with that beautiful Junior. I couldn't believe she agreed to it - and she probably was wondering the same thing - what's going on here?

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Her dancing gave me an idea for a new female super villain.

Thunder Thighs!

She’s able to take down buildings, bridges, orphanages and Dairy Queens by slapping her mammoth thighs together while babbling meaningless phrases like “Don’t tax the job makers” and “Howz that hopey changy thing worken for cha?” She is truly EVIL!

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