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Bourgeois Nerd's avatar

What hath gay Nate Silver and his gay numbers wrought? Math is so unmanly!

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Chris Grrr's avatar

Clearly you <i>should</i> start asking - if you want to exhibit the intellectual rigor of the Family Research Council. None of our affirmative answers to any question can be taken at face value. If we're not devoted enough to our chosen tribe to satisfy them, they'll ignore us.

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bobbert's avatar

Also, toes.

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bobbert's avatar

I do not like that.

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bobbert's avatar

But maybe of declining efficiency. I mean, really, brainwashing that only washes 55% of the brains?

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bobbert's avatar

Well, you could say that 96% of Americans think the Family Research Council should die in a fire, but that would be rude.

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bobbert's avatar

What ho, you think Dame Peggington is so constrained by mortal ephemera that she attends Mass in the <i>morning</i>? Ah, what japery.

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bobbert's avatar

I hope that the hope you express is rewarded in reality. But "advocate for the poor" and "blanket objection to contraception" make a Venn diagram of non-intersecting circles in my mind.

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bobbert's avatar

Nevertheless, it moves.

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bobbert's avatar

Now, I don't want to start a religious war, but MORE KATE UPTON!!!

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Lefty Mark's avatar

55% of 31% of 24% of the total pop. = 4% of the whole.

The people who Bill Donohue claims are "the majority" represent one-twenty-fifth (1/25) of the US population.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Karl Rove is screaming that Ohio will go to the real Catholics

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

BINGO. it's all about the money- same as it ever was

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

it's that whole Muslin connection

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

I'm willing to bet that there's nothing extraordinary about his member

I am NOT willing to confirm that fact though...

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Joshua Norton's avatar

Kind of like the way "straight" wingnutz act around gay porn.

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