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No separation of Church and Firearm!

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Make sure to use weird punctuation and capitalization, and besure to bracket your name with scare quotes at all times.

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As long as we all have gunz, who needs a Constitution?

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I'm so glad this new GOP Congress is working so hard on all of these huge problems plaguing the American people! Jerbs, Jerbs, Jerbs for everyone!

Good job, people who vote for members of Congress who have actual votes!

/FFS

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There was some disagreement about whether to go with "unregulated" or "poorly regulated."

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Stupid Republicans. The Constitution is Holy Writ. You can't add a book to the bible. You have to interpret it in a distorted, self-serving fashion and have partisan hack Supreme Court justices to back you up. Duh.

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So Womack's bill just prohibits the "physical desecration" of the flag?

Hope he doesn't own any American Flag ties or shirts.

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Gosh, wouldn't it be nice if these guys could be ... you know ... not stupid?

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I'm fully aware of the gradual formation of the accepted canon(s). But there has not been a new book added to the bible since at least the Eisenhower administration.

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