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It'll plug the poor bear right up as Limburgers are inedible. Much like the neon coloured plastic paddles that snow machines lose from their tracks during the winter. Bears eat them and die painfully while ranting incoherently and trying to chew on their own face.

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i don't know, the economist and new yorker talked about it last week. and i've heard about four different npr programs talk about it -

oh yeah, right, THOSE sources.

carry on.

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i don't know anything about all this, but i do know that jim has made MY family easter dinner a LOT funner.

and in the 'non-engaging' way.

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Maybe we can try to feed Rush to the bears. Of course, they would turn it down saying that their vets are trying to get them to cut out fats.

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Like most things, Adolf took an idea that was already bad, then added his own special kind of extreme crazy too it, to give it that one-of-a-kind Nazi flavor.

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Isn't Andy McCarthy the same guy who convinced Jonathon Silverman to try to hide the fact their boss was dead for a whole weekend by tying strings to him, dressing him in different outfits, and pretending he was still alive? That guy's an idiot.

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Wingnuts feeding hungry grizzlies by hand? Now that is Darwinism I can believe in.

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But a fucked chicken is a dead chicken, innit?

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Today, we are all park animals ... as far as the GOP is concerned.

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But the animals would get used to it, and ... umm ... OK, never mind.

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ANIMALS: PLEASE DO NOT FEED THE CONCERN TROLLS

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It still shows at the top of the page. I occasionally send in tips, but I think the last person to use one was Riley.

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Oh boy! I want to play the <i>Andy McCarthy Great Double-ended Analogy-Dildo Punditsturbation Game</i>, too!

Let's see... here we go!

Why don't Republicans and Free Marketeers make small business loans to business startups illegal? You see, if you prop up a business which can't make it on its own, with this extra money, how is it ever going to learn how to operate on its own? It sets a terrible precedent. Doing away with business support programs is the only way to ensure a strong businesses, because they'll have to ... FUCK THIS BULLSHIT. I can't even get my brain to fit around this fucking stupid analogy long enough to shit out one stupid paragraph.

This is why Andy McCarthy gets paid the big bucks, he can stick with a fucking stupid analogy long enough to shit out several stupid paragraphs, AND get Fatsack Limbaough to sing along too! WAY TO GO ANDY

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Chris Hayes had a good piece on this when he guest-hosted The Rachel Maddow Show last week: <a href="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/26315908/#46900242">http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id...

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As I implied <a href="http:\/\/wonkette.com\/469049\/conservatives-wonder-if-obama-hates-paul-ryans-plan-so-much-why-cant-we-feed-park-animals#IDComment331768497" target="_blank">here</a>, if Chebacca lives on Endor, you must vote for my guy.

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<i>"I was glad Obama called it 'Social Darwinism,' because that's what it is. I can't wait to see the rightwing indignation over the use of that term in the next few days." </i> -<a href="http:\/\/wonkette.com\/468952\/attorney-general-eric-holder-raids-dope-school-so-tired-of-only-being-hated-by-right#IDComment331231541" target="_blank">posted by me, last night, replying to Radio福井県</a>

For the record: Yes, it was totally worth the wait.

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