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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

And they think THEY'RE tired of waiting for the Rapture?

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diogenez's avatar

Just to be clear: people who believe in the existence of a supernatural and omnipotent entity, in spite of a lack of evidence are sane?

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bobbert's avatar

Hahaha.

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Bezoar's avatar

...the new DSM-V will help Obama to destroy the last thing that “stands as the chief impediment to a Marxist America: Christianity.”

But seriously, don't Jesus and Marx both preach the same things? I don't get it.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

God dammit, Doc! Now I want to see what all this fucking Pony shit is all about!! How am I going to explain this to my church group, huh???!!

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diogenez's avatar

How many sane Christians do YOU know?

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

Or the sentient machines who survive.

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

Some of the comments on this topic are going a little too far by lumping all Christians in with these nutbags.

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bobbert's avatar

Now, that is some good shit. I couldn't stop at busting open the squirrel.

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bobbert's avatar

Hallucinate a room, you two.

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FeloniousMonk's avatar

Since all the pessimists are gathering in this subthread, I'll share my dystopian vision. The wingnuts and the yahoos win, and the world hangs on long enough for the future histories to be pecked out, word by mis-spelled word and sentence by tortured sentence, detailing the defeat of reason and the dying of the light. I confess I haven't done anything to fight it, but enough are trying that I can hope BMW is right. In the meantime, I believe I'll have another beer.

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bobbert's avatar

or, in some cases, push around on little wheels.

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bobbert's avatar

Everyone should believe in something.

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bobbert's avatar

It had me from the frame where Jesus (correctly) had the sword coming out his mouth.

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bobbert's avatar

Lex Luther?

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Vienna Woods's avatar

Hey, he was French.

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