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Mayor_Quimby's avatar

Mannish water usually involves a goat head, taken from the goat you then roast in a manly fashion. Stew it down with spices , some veggies, and you have a soup that will make your (Jamaican) cock hard enough to beat other men to death with, figuratively, or is that literally. But seriously, it is delicious, had some st Xmas!

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That goddam glitter do not wanna come off!

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

That's one very authentic-sounding recipe . . . and it may largely explain why there's a market for the artificial flavor.

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chascates's avatar

Hmm, Ram Goat may be a little strong. Is there a doe or kid goat flavor available?

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chascates's avatar

Instead of a vibrating butt plug one that shocks on a random time basis.

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bobbert's avatar

No kidding. I produce "mannish water" several times daily, but I wouldn't try to sell it to anybody.

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bobbert's avatar

Wait, does that make him bivexillist?

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bobbert's avatar

Someday that <strike>face</strike> ass will be on the 3 dollar bill.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

I have every confidence that teams of Amercia's (or at least Jamacia's) most brilliant chemists are working on it.

Meanwhile, you can just cut the ram goat flavoring with a bit of artificial fetus flavor.

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schmannity's avatar

More secret Masonic symbols!

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chascates's avatar

From the Moonie Times on today's clusterfuck: <i>Now retired and living on his ranch in Crawford, Texas, far away from the media spotlight, Mr. Bush stole the show with his trademark jocularity . . .</i> No, he's living in Dallas. Laura hates the isolation of the ranch.

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Fartknocker's avatar

Him shaking former FEMA Director and American Arabian Horse GM Mike D. Brown hand while the New Orleans leevees are failing and announcing Good Job Brownie?

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SullivanSt's avatar

John Yoo crushing a child's testicles because "no law" can prevent the Exectuive from doing so?

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SullivanSt's avatar

And don't forget the shackles.

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fuflans's avatar

man reading these comments! bush years!!

good times!

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Did Laura Bush purchase that chair at a Kremlin yard sale?

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