It's time for some foreign news from the international country of France. Why are we returning to this country of delinquents who spend their days protesting, smoking cigarettes and sucking down coffee? Because the French have strange, baseless laws about wine, laws that we follow here in D.C. for no other reason than that they exist and they encourage bars to give out wine for free on the third Thursday in November. According to French law, new batches of the special French wine
I just want to reach through my monitor screen and scratch that kitty's adorable spotted belly (and steal his wine).
No...he's too sweet looking. My cats dig having their bellies rubbed.