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MissusBarry's avatar

DK FTW.

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The Quirk's avatar

A condom for every Koch!

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

Eugenics, if done properly, would have spared us from the likes of Gutfeld.

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MissusBarry's avatar

Don't worry, teatards, you're still allowed to poop out as many kids as you want and us liberals will continue to fight [you] for their access to education and special accommodations for their learning disabilities and healthcare while the Kochsuckers continue to make new poors every day. Fuck off, you stupid fucking pieces of shit, also, too.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Apparently Gutfeld thinks no one is sponge worthy.

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PsycWench's avatar

Millions of college and graduate students would certainly turn down some free birth control, just like they turn down free pizza and t-shirts.

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MissusBarry's avatar

What a great idea for next year's Pride Parade! I'm fixed and monogamous with MisterBarry, so no need for the condoms, but love candy!

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MissusBarry's avatar

I'm so sorry, Puck! I hope there were many opioid pain medications to dull the senses (as I recently discovered, myself, they really do fuck with one's higher order thinking when taken continuously for a few days...yay, morphine button). In all seriousness, hope you're feeling better.

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MissusBarry's avatar

Um, can I get a heads up on when this is happening so I can get MisterBarry and BarryDog to a bunker before the shooting starts? Thanks in advance!

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MissusBarry's avatar

I see what you did there...many upfists, Comrad.

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MissusBarry's avatar

I fart in their general direction.

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fuflans's avatar

man what a tool.

and what a charming name to go along with it.

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SheriffRoscoe's avatar

The LORD commanded that we be fruitful and multiply, so that the spread of infectious diseases would never be impeded.

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