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Has anyone told "The Donald" about this?

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I say we volunteer him, to do some real hard hitting journalism in Syria. A tough guy like him, would be able to survive for at least 10 minutes.

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Just like that one scene in Airplane.

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well, nobody has ever said he was smart

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It'd have to be a Very Special Episode of 'Animaniacs.'

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Thank you Mr. Langley, if that is your real and/or fake name. I was gonna go lookin' for that but got distracted, which is not hard.

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Fake name, actually. Was name of my favorite character in role playing games many moons ago.

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Naw, I picture it all nice and orderly, like from the movie Airplane, where each person lining up to smack the crap outta him has a different technique, and waits patiently for their turn.

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Let's use the homonym of that.

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I'm sure glad I don't have the job of dealing with that puffball of ego when he is feeling all martyred because they are "targeting" him at the border. The whining must be epic.

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TSA profiling--it's not just for brown people anymore!

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Beaten by 44 minutes.

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Yeah, but it's renewable energy, so we'd never get it pas the subcommittee.

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Correction: Nobody smart has ever claimed he was smart.

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O'Keefe gives pimps a bad name.

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I'm trying to figure out which cartoon that brightly colored camo shirt is from.

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