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The Militant Homosexual Agenda's avatar

Has anyone told "The Donald" about this?

Janecita πŸ‡΅πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΎπŸ‡ͺ's avatar

I say we volunteer him, to do some real hard hitting journalism in Syria. A tough guy like him, would be able to survive for at least 10 minutes.

TrumpLovedEpstein's avatar

well, nobody has ever said he was smart

L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

It'd have to be a Very Special Episode of 'Animaniacs.'

arglebargle's avatar

Thank you Mr. Langley, if that is your real and/or fake name. I was gonna go lookin' for that but got distracted, which is not hard.

Doug Langley's avatar

Fake name, actually. Was name of my favorite character in role playing games many moons ago.

m3bosha's avatar

Naw, I picture it all nice and orderly, like from the movie Airplane, where each person lining up to smack the crap outta him has a different technique, and waits patiently for their turn.

Pugsandcoffee's avatar

Let's use the homonym of that.

Darnyoudarnyoutoheck🧑🧑🧑's avatar

I'm sure glad I don't have the job of dealing with that puffball of ego when he is feeling all martyred because they are "targeting" him at the border. The whining must be epic.

Mintie's avatar

TSA profiling--it's not just for brown people anymore!

Mintie's avatar

Yeah, but it's renewable energy, so we'd never get it pas the subcommittee.

Bearpaw01's avatar

Correction: Nobody smart has ever claimed he was smart.

fawkedifiknow's avatar

O'Keefe gives pimps a bad name.

Naked Bunny with a Whip's avatar

I'm trying to figure out which cartoon that brightly colored camo shirt is from.