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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

RIP Bill Hicks

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PsycWench's avatar

If you're in college, you might be sitting right behind me. The residents of the quirky table are easily the most interesting and fun in the college. They even let me sit with them sometimes.

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Mayor_Quimby's avatar

Now that's just underhanded and dirty. Not a pocket passer, I can take, but an option QB is just an insult I cannot stand! (public option would have been acceptable)

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

This is why I follow Dashboard Buddha - All of the laughs, less guilt.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

We could build a huge George Foreman grill.

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

"Nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger!"

-Dr. Laura (also not a racist)

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fuflans's avatar

alcohol keep me strong.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

"Rush is a scat muncher...there, I said it...Rush munches scat!"

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

"wants his own visage put on a mountainr "

He could always have a tattoo of himself put on his ass.

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

And that there's gambling going on here!

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

Isn't he on marriage 4?

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Well said.

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Spurning Beer's avatar

Wait. You mean Lawrence Welk wasn't black?

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

And all this time I was thinking he was the dirty sanchez instead

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

Let's be fair here...referring to someone as a "juvernile delinquent" isn't racist in and of itself. Let's look at a more complete picture, and ask ourselves if Rush has ever shown any kind of pattern of racist comments before. For instance, was it also racist than when he called Obama an "Idiot black manchild"? What about when he called him "Halfrican American"? And was it racist when he called Obama the "Affirmative action president" or "Barack the Magic Negro"?

Let's be reasonable here.

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Spurning Beer's avatar

Sweet Sidhartha on a papadum, I want to believe in karma so badly I can't stand it.

But this smegma-sack in a golf shirt is continuing to behave like the elementary school asshole who draws Hitler mustaches and goot outlines on people's photographs, and those little turds are supposed to grow up to be toothless emphysemics with prison records, but Rush Hudson Limbaugh III is making <i><b>fifty million dollars a year</b></i>.

I want a vengeful god, and I want Him/Her NOW.

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