So you say there's a race of cops in the trees? A Florida law enforcement officer was too inebriated to accept an award from Mothers Against Drunk Driving, apparently arriving at the ceremony so sloshed that he was unable to walk straight. Officer Michael Szeliga of the Pinellas County Sheriff’s Department had been scheduled to receive an award at the July conference for making over 100 DUI arrests, but his supervisors sent him to his hotel room to sleep it off. Szeliga denied that he was drunk when he drove to the conference, a claim undermined by the steering wheel hanging around his neck. We'd like to think the award was given in absentia to Hunter S. Thompson instead. In addition to the personal and professional embarrassment for Szeliga, it is believed that since the news broke on
Or picking people who were not going to bother fighting a ticket because they knew they would automatically lose because of the address on the ticket. You know, wrong color.
I dunno, I think much like the Coelacanth there are still species of Florida Man that were once thought extinct but still live in the Everglades just waiting for someone to call the cops so they may be catalogued...
Well if you're going to get shitfaced and embarrass yourself you might as well do it in the most memorable, victim-free way possible....now Szeliga can hang the press clippings on his wall
Lucas Electric makes refrigerators.
Or Dave Barry's.
Everyone knows it's from Battlestar Galactica. Doctor Who was the pilot.And his copilot was Cowboy Bebop.
So you're saying the cop was drunk when he made the arrest and the reading was actually who he blew...er I mean what he blew?
Or picking people who were not going to bother fighting a ticket because they knew they would automatically lose because of the address on the ticket. You know, wrong color.
OK not sure how that happened when I was in the pyramid story!
I dunno, I think much like the Coelacanth there are still species of Florida Man that were once thought extinct but still live in the Everglades just waiting for someone to call the cops so they may be catalogued...
Pfft our officers are drunk on duty, all day. They don't need no stinking awards!
How about a Death Star, Dok? Would you accept one from the Empire?
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Well if you're going to get shitfaced and embarrass yourself you might as well do it in the most memorable, victim-free way possible....now Szeliga can hang the press clippings on his wall
Elsewhere in the news, in the first 10 days of November, 12 pedestrians were killed in traffic hits in NYC.
Not all of the drivers were drunk, though. Some were just assholes.
See? TIME TRAVEL ISRAEL.~
MADD props, occifer
At least he didn't say the Death Star was from Star Trek.
I'm fucking crying, omg....
I'd pass on the Death Star, Dok. Just try finding a Death Star mechanic in Idaho.