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Iron Monkey's avatar

Lucas Electric makes refrigerators.

Mr Canoehead/M Tête-Canoë's avatar

Everyone knows it's from Battlestar Galactica. Doctor Who was the pilot.And his copilot was Cowboy Bebop.

Magic Juan's avatar

So you're saying the cop was drunk when he made the arrest and the reading was actually who he blew...er I mean what he blew?

eddi_TBH's avatar

Or picking people who were not going to bother fighting a ticket because they knew they would automatically lose because of the address on the ticket. You know, wrong color.

Portia McGonagal's avatar

OK not sure how that happened when I was in the pyramid story!

Hairstrike Alpha's avatar

I dunno, I think much like the Coelacanth there are still species of Florida Man that were once thought extinct but still live in the Everglades just waiting for someone to call the cops so they may be catalogued...

Jenny, a lowly Piñata Farmer🪅's avatar

Pfft our officers are drunk on duty, all day. They don't need no stinking awards!

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®©'s avatar

How about a Death Star, Dok? Would you accept one from the Empire?

https://twitter.com/charles...~

Hairstrike Alpha's avatar

Well if you're going to get shitfaced and embarrass yourself you might as well do it in the most memorable, victim-free way possible....now Szeliga can hang the press clippings on his wall

malsperanza's avatar

Elsewhere in the news, in the first 10 days of November, 12 pedestrians were killed in traffic hits in NYC.

Not all of the drivers were drunk, though. Some were just assholes.

beatbort's avatar

MADD props, occifer

dshwa's avatar

At least he didn't say the Death Star was from Star Trek.

thewitchqueen74's avatar

I'm fucking crying, omg....

Saxo the Grammarian's avatar

I'd pass on the Death Star, Dok. Just try finding a Death Star mechanic in Idaho.