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Stein Olsen's avatar

Saw the show. But god is still a prick. I mean he allowed the torture and death of his son. Who would do that when you have the power to prevent it and change the rules? Well it was also him self he sacrificed because the trinity and all. But Jesus prayed to god as well. Which would also be to him self. Sort of. Because... you know! Never mind.

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r m reddicks's avatar

Oh, softened up AFTER. Took me about a few seconds.

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Stein Olsen's avatar

Probably yea. For disturbing order and peace, which means "his personal" order and peace. Christians don't like getting their god bubble punctured.

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H0mer0's avatar

what's the difference between air quotes and scare quotes?

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Stein Olsen's avatar

And to be clear! I don't trust law enforcement who trusts in their god. Shows a lack of confidence and characters. I'd rather have law enforcement who trust them selves because proper training and they know what the fuck they are doing.

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Mr Canoehead/M Tête-Canoë's avatar

Odin said it, I believe it, that settles it.

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Mr Canoehead/M Tête-Canoë's avatar

"Stop resisting!"

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tomamitai's avatar

Let's hope Jesus never has a kid, or things could get really complicated:https://youtu.be/eYlJH81dSiw

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Stein Olsen's avatar

Maria - Y... you mean you are both my son and father to my son?God (possibly Jesus) - Listen baby. It's not all that...Maria - This is fucked up *sob sob*Josef - No one asked me you know.God - Shut up Josef. You are not helping here.

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tomamitai's avatar

He's got a day of the week named after him, which is more than that upstart from Canaan or his son can say.

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NorthStarSpanx's avatar

And if they want to buy their own stickers, he has ’em in his car, just two bucks each.

Errrr, does the good sheriff have a business license? Is he going to report his massive Bumper Sticker earnings in his next filings? He's a law-abiding citizen right?

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NorthStarSpanx's avatar

Oh fuck this fucking fucker!

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tomamitai's avatar

I thought it was "e plebnista"?

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H0mer0's avatar

Hinduism has some strange too (H0mer0 can't say much more now--although just an avatar, mother of H0mer0's human identity might reach thru cyberspace and smack me (H0mer0's human identity)

(she doesn't like it when I swear either, though I protest that I'm a grownup [in between sobs.])

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H0mer0's avatar

interesting assortment of arches; the stone tablets seems to have moar shoulder than he. His tailor must have a field day since he couldn't just buy off the rack. (I know, people who live in grass houses shouldn't throw bones....)

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