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doktorzoom's avatar

There's rats in the basement, Blanche.

Lefty Mark's avatar

Huh? I thought all the governors of NM were named either Mechem or King?

http://www.atoztheusa.com/s...

MyLovelyNose's avatar

Heavy breathing into the phone.

H0mer0's avatar

and soooo talented !

H0mer0's avatar

Snowballs in New Mexico? Did a cold snap just seek out the hotel or something?

H0mer0's avatar

Lydia, the Queen of tattoos?

H0mer0's avatar

but Piglet referred to the inside of a shop vacuum cleaner as the land of enchantment...can there be two such lands?

H0mer0's avatar

reminds me of those old Bell Atlantic Yellow Pages commercials with James Earl Jones in which two Elvis Impersonators got in a fender bender and one said to the other "Just who do you think you are?" to which the other responded "who do you think I think I am?"

H0mer0's avatar

you had to even ask us?

H0mer0's avatar

that's way more than 22"

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A captain drives a BMW? Oh yeah, I didn't have kids when I was a capitan.

bluicebank's avatar

Ah yes, the old "we're just eating pizza" defense.

But the guv blew her story when she said she arrived two hours ago, and if shit happened, it was six hours ago. I say six hours ago.

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Does she happen to have a staffer named Lydia Booze-Fueled? That would further explain the mix-up

Dr.  Hooker P. Tape's avatar

Who doesn't get their freak on when its girls' night out?