Cops Making Hot Sex Porn Mags From Your Body Scans!
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Americans, do you know about "millimeter wave systems"? Of course you don't -- that's terrifying science talk. In layman's terms, these are the giant scary scanning machines that most airports have about two of, and people are selected at random to go into them, and then the TSA agent sees you naked, without any clothes on, via radiation magic. This keeps us safe from terrorists, who use our great nation's habit of wearing garments to hide their terror guns and such. But what of the cost to our privacy? Don't worry, the government has long promised that these images will only be looked at once, by a trained security official, who won't even have to spank off to it, or even to fully fix it in his mind as later masturbatory fodder, before it is purged forever from the screen and from the advanced scanner's memory chips. Oh, but hey, guess what?
Cops Making Hot Sex Porn Mags From Your Body Scans!
Cops Making Hot Sex Porn Mags From Your Body…
Cops Making Hot Sex Porn Mags From Your Body Scans!
Americans, do you know about "millimeter wave systems"? Of course you don't -- that's terrifying science talk. In layman's terms, these are the giant scary scanning machines that most airports have about two of, and people are selected at random to go into them, and then the TSA agent sees you naked, without any clothes on, via radiation magic. This keeps us safe from terrorists, who use our great nation's habit of wearing garments to hide their terror guns and such. But what of the cost to our privacy? Don't worry, the government has long promised that these images will only be looked at once, by a trained security official, who won't even have to spank off to it, or even to fully fix it in his mind as later masturbatory fodder, before it is purged forever from the screen and from the advanced scanner's memory chips. Oh, but hey, guess what?