This smarmy crybaby in pleated trousers was just bitching so loudly because the escalator at the Shaw metro stop was "broken" yesterday. He was a grown man eating a candy bar, which is against The Subway Rules in the first place, and his too-pretty-for-him girlfriend was in those weird ballet shoes with the Neverending Story medallions on them. (Why is this a thing now?) She nodded her head in taut agreement when he said the outage was “ridiculous,” and you could tell theirs was one of those relationships with a severe pleasure imbalance in the bedroom.
Agreed. Especially the part about the auto-flush toilets. Those things are disgusting the way they always flush and spray your ass before you're up and off the seat. When I'm ready to flush, I'll use my foot to maintain hygiene thank you very much. Then I'll open the stall door with my foot too. For hygiene.
<i>...All you jerks should quit bellyaching and move to some flyover grassland where everything is flat and quiet and normal-looking and convenient....</i> The folks who live in these sorts of places may be heavily armed and don&#039;t warm up to people shouting at them. just sayin&#039;.
<i>&quot; toilets started flushing themselves.&quot;</i>
What is this &quot;flushing&quot; you speak of?
More importantly, I was in DC while Clinton was Prez and the escalators didn&#039;t work then either. Why do the Demoncrats hate escalation so much? Repubicans aren&#039;t afraid to escalate things -- impeachment, death panels, he&#039;s a socialist, &quot;if you raise the marginal rate by 1/2% I&#039;ll rip your fucking head off and piss down your throat&quot;. Demoncrats are more like, &quot;majority rule is only a suggestion...&quot;
What about a platoon of <a href="http:\/\/gawker.com\/5658506\/comment-of-the-day-singing-clown-subway-horror" target="_blank">singing, proselytizing clowns</a>? This is from yesterday&#039;s Gawker. Scroll through the comments for weird pics.
Agreed. Especially the part about the auto-flush toilets. Those things are disgusting the way they always flush and spray your ass before you&#039;re up and off the seat. When I&#039;m ready to flush, I&#039;ll use my foot to maintain hygiene thank you very much. Then I&#039;ll open the stall door with my foot too. For hygiene.
<i>&quot;Some smarmy crybaby in <b>pleated trousers.....</b>&quot;</i>
Jerk.
The thing about escalators is that if they break, they become stairs. The should put a sign on it saying, &quot;sorry for convenience!&quot;
Ah Mitch...we miss you.
<i>...All you jerks should quit bellyaching and move to some flyover grassland where everything is flat and quiet and normal-looking and convenient....</i> The folks who live in these sorts of places may be heavily armed and don&#039;t warm up to people shouting at them. just sayin&#039;.
<i>&quot; toilets started flushing themselves.&quot;</i>
What is this &quot;flushing&quot; you speak of?
More importantly, I was in DC while Clinton was Prez and the escalators didn&#039;t work then either. Why do the Demoncrats hate escalation so much? Repubicans aren&#039;t afraid to escalate things -- impeachment, death panels, he&#039;s a socialist, &quot;if you raise the marginal rate by 1/2% I&#039;ll rip your fucking head off and piss down your throat&quot;. Demoncrats are more like, &quot;majority rule is only a suggestion...&quot;
What about a platoon of <a href="http:\/\/gawker.com\/5658506\/comment-of-the-day-singing-clown-subway-horror" target="_blank">singing, proselytizing clowns</a>? This is from yesterday&#039;s Gawker. Scroll through the comments for weird pics.
He was the Swiss army knife of comics.