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Guilty, Guilty, Guilty!

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Why, the Blowjob Clown your wife hired as your special Father’s Day treat just showed up and everything, and his name is Buckets!

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Private prisons are the worst idea in the world. But I think we need to keep one open: to put Trump and his crew, plus everyone else who supported prison privatization in the first place. I think The Donald would enjoy slaughtering chickens for $1 per day, don't you?

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I frequent a small corner, yes.

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It was the timing, wasn't it?

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"We hope they are able to spend many years jogging their memories, IN JAIL."

I hope they spend many hours jogging their memories with Robert Mueller ratting eachother out. Then jail.

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You remember the 80s? Oh jeez, I'm screwed.

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Compared to metal?

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I'm not surprised the present govt is in such disarray. Nobody can remember anything!

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Int her name HO PIX?

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And while you were there, European.

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I can be paid to not remember things, too, but I'd heard that was called blackmail. Or greenmail. Or, just possibly, incompetence.

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Damn. I just remembered my best friend in college was a Russian major. Am I still in trouble if I explain the only word I know is "nyet" which I think is pronounced "not yet?"

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I'm in bigger trouble since I have Russian ancestry. Actually, it's Ukrainian, but with the borders ever shifting, we've always just said Russian. Not anymore!

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I WENT TO MOSCOW, IDAHO ONCE - OMG!!!!1!!

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