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BarackMyWorld's avatar

Why, the Blowjob Clown your wife hired as your special Father’s Day treat just showed up and everything, and his name is Buckets!

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Cornelius Fussbudget's avatar

Private prisons are the worst idea in the world. But I think we need to keep one open: to put Trump and his crew, plus everyone else who supported prison privatization in the first place. I think The Donald would enjoy slaughtering chickens for $1 per day, don't you?

Bemused's avatar

I frequent a small corner, yes.

Schrodinger's Hooman's avatar

It was the timing, wasn't it?

dshwa's avatar

"We hope they are able to spend many years jogging their memories, IN JAIL."

I hope they spend many hours jogging their memories with Robert Mueller ratting eachother out. Then jail.

Reesatay's avatar

You remember the 80s? Oh jeez, I'm screwed.

The Librarian's avatar

I'm not surprised the present govt is in such disarray. Nobody can remember anything!

calliecallie's avatar

And while you were there, European.

Ill-Advised's avatar

I can be paid to not remember things, too, but I'd heard that was called blackmail. Or greenmail. Or, just possibly, incompetence.

Ill-Advised's avatar

Damn. I just remembered my best friend in college was a Russian major. Am I still in trouble if I explain the only word I know is "nyet" which I think is pronounced "not yet?"

The Librarian's avatar

I'm in bigger trouble since I have Russian ancestry. Actually, it's Ukrainian, but with the borders ever shifting, we've always just said Russian. Not anymore!

kareemachan's avatar

I WENT TO MOSCOW, IDAHO ONCE - OMG!!!!1!!