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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

So Trump's toadies are awarding him a (grossly premature) victory lap for destroying Joe Biden?

Let's see him take that victory lap. No golf carts allowed.

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Even saying that Trump "avoided" military service is an understatement.

He got his wealthy daddy to bribe a shady doctor into certifying that he had a non-existent disease.

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Neither logic, nor tactics, nor strategy are in Trump's armamentarium.

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Bitter Scribe's avatar

This almost makes me want to support Biden out of pure spite.

But naaaah. Despite the Trump administration, I still believe there's such a thing as being too weird for the presidency.

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Bmaccnm's avatar

This old does.

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Wookie Monster's avatar

It’s not like Corey doesn’t have his own problematic issues with women.

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Wookie Monster's avatar

I wouldn’t say Biden is weird. Gaffe-prone and out of touch, maybe. But not weird.

Maybe once Biden drops out, Ukraine will finally give Trump his sham investigation.

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twinkie223's avatar

hi Airborne! Business Insider and Newsweek, among others, are reporting what NYT reported. It's behind a paywall, so I just quoted what they quoted. Since there's a question of context, I will remove the post. Thanks!

https://www.businessinsider...

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Doloras Funkette's avatar

... Iran has the second-highest rate of capital punishment in the world, ahead of the States and behind China.

They hang drug dealers and gays.

Drugs and gay still exist, some would say in rampant fashion.

Capital punishment doesn't work.

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Doloras Funkette's avatar

... which is an incentive for declaring dictatorship. That's exactly why Julius Caesar started the Roman Civil War and became dictator - because the Senate would have prosecuted him into the ground once his duly-elected term ran out.

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Edith Prickly's Clone's avatar

I got yer masculine ideal right here:

https://twitter.com/CaslerN...

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chortlingdingo's avatar

I think probably they might have not even thought of AA meaning Alcoholics Anonymous, so it read as African Americans = alcoholics. I wouldn't bother deleting it. If it wasn't obvious right away, it is now lol

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VandeGraf's avatar

Petri dish might be a bit technical. Soup bowl, however, is more readily available and has the benefit of being within the ken of the average trumpite who, if he had them at all, failed chemistry and biology.

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Cliff Hendroval's avatar

Trump doesn't even have enough money to bribe a Ukrainian.

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mailman27's avatar

"When you're famous, they let you do anything. You can announce "initiatives", make public policy.. Oh, wait, you have to run for office first, then learn about policy... check that, just be famous!"

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kermit's avatar

These are advanced techniques of which you speak, but it is time, yes.

Edit to clarify: it is time to use these, yes, no matter who's watching. And use them with votes, as always.

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