Hello, Wonks! Welcome to another round up of the dumbest things said on the Sunday shows this week! I subject myself to this so you don’t have to. Today’s batch of dumb all comes from Sunday's CNN’s STATE OF THE UNION with Jake Tapper, minus the Jake Tapper this week as Dana Bash was filling in. Up first is soon-to-be-former Senator of Tennessee, Bob Corker. Bob “Liddle” Corker is, of course, taking his “principled/complicit” ass out of the Senate as he faced a tough re-election. When he’s not busy finding
I like the line from Tootsie when referring how far the cameraman should back up to get a flattering shot of Conway: "How about Cleveland."What do you do if she is in Cleveland: Take the shot through a vat of Vaseline.I don't judge women on their looks, but when they have no other redeeming qualities, like Conway, what else is left? She parrots information, and she has no rational arguments. And that whine is enough for you to lube her in WD-40 (as if it will stop), if you want to waste a trip to Loew's.
I feel okay about my comment, even though it's only had 3 fistings. Maybe if I'd also managed to work in the four bonus tracks from the 2006 CD reissue . . .
Bash has the same problem the rest of the media does - in an attempt to try to remain neutral, they'll let Republicans sit there and lie their asses off. I can't even imagine a Democrat getting up there and lying like that without being totally called out.
Her and Mika Joe on MSNBC have already annointed Niki Haley as the first female president. The way they slober over Haley is revolting. If Hillary had half that sycophantic fawning, she may have become our current president.
KAC does not understand the meaning of many words/phrases: "by definition spouses have a difference of opinion" ?? and "crossing the rubicon" in this context makes no sense at all. That whole interview with Dana Bash ... oh, my head!!
oh, I thought she was saying that his tweeting that is critical of the president is a huge affront to her, but as the one who has the testicles, he probably didn't feel the same way about it as would any other abuser. because, you know, BOTH SIDES!
I like the line from Tootsie when referring how far the cameraman should back up to get a flattering shot of Conway: "How about Cleveland."What do you do if she is in Cleveland: Take the shot through a vat of Vaseline.I don't judge women on their looks, but when they have no other redeeming qualities, like Conway, what else is left? She parrots information, and she has no rational arguments. And that whine is enough for you to lube her in WD-40 (as if it will stop), if you want to waste a trip to Loew's.
I subject myself to this so you don’t have to.And don't you think for a moment that I don't appreciate your sacrifice.
Santorum happens..google it!!!!!!!!
Wish I could give y'all some $$$....next week is looking brighter
I feel okay about my comment, even though it's only had 3 fistings. Maybe if I'd also managed to work in the four bonus tracks from the 2006 CD reissue . . .
Kellyanne worked Dana like a rented mule.
OK, Kellyanne, you talked loudest and longest, so you win.
Kellyanne is Tomi after she's opened the Ark of the Covenant.
Bash has the same problem the rest of the media does - in an attempt to try to remain neutral, they'll let Republicans sit there and lie their asses off. I can't even imagine a Democrat getting up there and lying like that without being totally called out.
Her and Mika Joe on MSNBC have already annointed Niki Haley as the first female president. The way they slober over Haley is revolting. If Hillary had half that sycophantic fawning, she may have become our current president.
Kellyanne Conway sucks donkey dick, but her plastic surgeon is a genius. He/She took 15 years off of her face, without making her look fake.
She seems to be saying supporting Trump is as distasteful and contentious to her spouse as adultery or draining the bank account.
KAC does not understand the meaning of many words/phrases: "by definition spouses have a difference of opinion" ?? and "crossing the rubicon" in this context makes no sense at all. That whole interview with Dana Bash ... oh, my head!!
arrrrgh!!!
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Is it just me or does she seem to have many more incisors than normal people have?
oh, I thought she was saying that his tweeting that is critical of the president is a huge affront to her, but as the one who has the testicles, he probably didn't feel the same way about it as would any other abuser. because, you know, BOTH SIDES!
or...maybe President Diaper Shits is draining our bank account and an adulterer, but he doesn't feel that way...?