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Robert Barron's avatar

I like the line from Tootsie when referring how far the cameraman should back up to get a flattering shot of Conway: "How about Cleveland."What do you do if she is in Cleveland: Take the shot through a vat of Vaseline.I don't judge women on their looks, but when they have no other redeeming qualities, like Conway, what else is left? She parrots information, and she has no rational arguments. And that whine is enough for you to lube her in WD-40 (as if it will stop), if you want to waste a trip to Loew's.

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JCfromNC's avatar

I subject myself to this so you don’t have to.And don't you think for a moment that I don't appreciate your sacrifice.

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Yvonne Matthews's avatar

Santorum happens..google it!!!!!!!!

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Moar Wordz's avatar

Wish I could give y'all some $$$....next week is looking brighter

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Satanic Pancake's avatar

I feel okay about my comment, even though it's only had 3 fistings. Maybe if I'd also managed to work in the four bonus tracks from the 2006 CD reissue . . .

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susan_g's avatar

Kellyanne worked Dana like a rented mule.

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eggs ackly-wright's avatar

OK, Kellyanne, you talked loudest and longest, so you win.

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Wookie Monster's avatar

Kellyanne is Tomi after she's opened the Ark of the Covenant.

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Vagenda and Pee-ara's avatar

Bash has the same problem the rest of the media does - in an attempt to try to remain neutral, they'll let Republicans sit there and lie their asses off. I can't even imagine a Democrat getting up there and lying like that without being totally called out.

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Christopher Story's avatar

Her and Mika Joe on MSNBC have already annointed Niki Haley as the first female president. The way they slober over Haley is revolting. If Hillary had half that sycophantic fawning, she may have become our current president.

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Vagenda and Pee-ara's avatar

Kellyanne Conway sucks donkey dick, but her plastic surgeon is a genius. He/She took 15 years off of her face, without making her look fake.

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littlegreen🌻🇺🇦's avatar

She seems to be saying supporting Trump is as distasteful and contentious to her spouse as adultery or draining the bank account.

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NotDarkYet's avatar

KAC does not understand the meaning of many words/phrases: "by definition spouses have a difference of opinion" ?? and "crossing the rubicon" in this context makes no sense at all. That whole interview with Dana Bash ... oh, my head!!

arrrrgh!!!

{{{(>_<)}}}

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frrolfe's avatar

Is it just me or does she seem to have many more incisors than normal people have?

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Bell the Blind Tiger MCD's avatar

oh, I thought she was saying that his tweeting that is critical of the president is a huge affront to her, but as the one who has the testicles, he probably didn't feel the same way about it as would any other abuser. because, you know, BOTH SIDES!

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Bell the Blind Tiger MCD's avatar

or...maybe President Diaper Shits is draining our bank account and an adulterer, but he doesn't feel that way...?

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