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He seems nice.

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I don't know about the dog tags, but they have a list of authorized religious symbols here that vets can have on their government furnished headstones. There's nothing Pastafarian specific there, but they do list a "WICCA" pentacle that might be appropriate for the Satanists.

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I'M SPARTACUS

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Evan, you might just want to re-think the reverse cowgirl thing

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The slope is slippery? Who knew?

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Trump has that thing on his head so nobody can see the shit coming out - unfortunately we can all hear it.

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and the local Mooninites are way too sassy to be a good work force

Also, too, they like to do the terrorisms with Lite Brites and scare the Boston police and the DHS into accepting millions of dollars.

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I'm Spartacus and so's my wife!

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Why can't we just put a chip in every Muslim's ear? Works for cats.

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Not sure it makes me feel any better that he vaguely agrees with the crazy people so that they keep liking him.

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Thank you, Evan. We love our Wonkets and Wonkettes and Wonkette. We love you all because you are accurate.

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They got a ways to go before they hit Wonkette-level sarcasm

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I've often thought about putting Muslims in my special place. Omar Shariff for one.

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So you are a proud alum of St. Bonerface?

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Trump wouldn't have these problems if he didn't talk like a hyperactive 12-year-old. Or a not very bright cabdriver.

Seriously, how can anyone who listens to him for 30 seconds think he could ever be president?

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