He said WHAT? Hello, all Wonkette's favorite liberal blogs, what are you up to? Playing a game of telephone with each other, like Ben Carson telling himself his life story? Cool. Let's watch a media frenzy unfold, but let's do it backward, like reverse cowgirl!
I don't know about the dog tags, but they have a list of authorized religious symbols here that vets can have on their government furnished headstones. There's nothing Pastafarian specific there, but they do list a "WICCA" pentacle that might be appropriate for the Satanists.
He seems nice.
I don't know about the dog tags, but they have a list of authorized religious symbols here that vets can have on their government furnished headstones. There's nothing Pastafarian specific there, but they do list a "WICCA" pentacle that might be appropriate for the Satanists.
I'M SPARTACUS
Evan, you might just want to re-think the reverse cowgirl thing
Reverse Cowgirl Responsible For Most Cases Of Penile Fracture In The West: A Global Guide via Medical Daily
The slope is slippery? Who knew?
Trump has that thing on his head so nobody can see the shit coming out - unfortunately we can all hear it.
and the local Mooninites are way too sassy to be a good work force
Also, too, they like to do the terrorisms with Lite Brites and scare the Boston police and the DHS into accepting millions of dollars.
I'm Spartacus and so's my wife!
Why can't we just put a chip in every Muslim's ear? Works for cats.
Not sure it makes me feel any better that he vaguely agrees with the crazy people so that they keep liking him.
Thank you, Evan. We love our Wonkets and Wonkettes and Wonkette. We love you all because you are accurate.
They got a ways to go before they hit Wonkette-level sarcasm
I've often thought about putting Muslims in my special place. Omar Shariff for one.
So you are a proud alum of St. Bonerface?
Trump wouldn't have these problems if he didn't talk like a hyperactive 12-year-old. Or a not very bright cabdriver.
Seriously, how can anyone who listens to him for 30 seconds think he could ever be president?
Schweet!