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I've got a feeling that "Voted most likely to become a 'camp hero'" shows up in many yearbooks.

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32 Louisiana years. They say life is slower in the bayou, but the years cost more.

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And for her blonde looks, a spot on the Fox & Friends couch. Move over Stephen Douchey, there's a new girl in town.

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Let me see if I can even count the number of much younger wives I;ve landed by being a "wonderful, pleasant, modest fellow". Um, um, it's zero.

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Well, he say he "landed her". And Louisiana is the "Sportsman's Paradise".

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I used to think heros were people who ran in burning orphanages and whatnot. Now they're just guys who get hummers in prison. (Which is about 50% of the inmates.)

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<i>Wonder what 2012's equivalent will be... </i>

"Better the zombie than the psycho."

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Well hell, he's hotter than Hefner.

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More likely that her handlers did the refusing.

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"If your body remains stiff for more than 4 hours, call your mortician."

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Try being a wonderful, pleasant, modest inmate. (Don't forget to bring your pen and writing paper.)

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She's gone senile, I don't know if that will help your plans or not.

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♫ Prisoners of love, Blue skies above, Can't keep my heart in jail! ♬

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You could also just walk across the parking lot in front of the drooling inmates, Derrick.

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For reasons I can't explain and am afraid to reflect upon more deeply, your comment plays in my head to the tune of a Spice Girls (?) song...If You Wanna Be My Lover, something like that.

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Eh, even rigor mortis is only temporary.

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