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fuflans's avatar

yeeeeshhh that's unpleasant.

fuflans's avatar

to be fair to anita, i like to be away from rick perry too.

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

I hope you toured the Schell Brewery while in New Ulm.

jqheywood's avatar

Am the only one that thinks that Rick Perry bears a striking resemblance to Lyle from Blazing Saddles: <a href="http://tinyurl.com/3qphs8g" target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://tinyurl.com/3qphs8g">http://tinyurl.com/3qphs8g</a>

Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

The only shocking aspect of this story is the destinations themselves. Amsterdam? Madrid? I never would have thought ... I was thinking the Philippines, Costa Rica, or someplace really classy, like Las Vegas ....

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Vacations are people, my friend.

$294,000 would not even cover the cost of one (union) teacher or half a fire-fighter, not that Texas needs those jobs.

And yet theTexicans seem happy to send him away.

BarackMyWorld's avatar

Why, Wonkette, you seem to be implying Gov. Perry has some kind of double standard.

schmannity's avatar

Since he's always carrying a weapon, even while jogging, why does he need security?

schmannity's avatar

Lock and load, Sexysmurf, Breitbart is gunning for you.

schmannity's avatar

Perrys went on a family weed trip to Amsterdam?

chascates's avatar

Hey, Perry's just using these jaunts to 'couth up' his family! When he becomes President it wouldn't look good for his wife to be gobbling down food like Per Se was the Golden Corral. A certain amount of culture shock happens when we'uns of the Lone Star State go to the big city. Travel can broaden your perspectives and teach the little things such as 'waiter, please' is more acceptable than 'hey, niglict'!