Here's your Nice Time video for the day: Newark Mayor and Senator-Elect Cory Booker officiating at the city's first same-sex weddings, marrying nine couples just after midnight, when New Jersey joined the rest of the 21st century.
Elisha also had a <a href="https:\/\/bible.org\/seriespage\/elisha-and-two-bears-2-kings-223-25" target="_blank">pretty effective technique</a>.
<i>This being Cory Booker and not Barack Obama, we were spared angry Breitbart headlines about how Booker made the ceremony all about himself.</i>
Only because Breitbart can&#039;t tell them apart.
Snark off: I don&#039;t know how people can look at those two newlyweds beaming at each other and say that they shouldn&#039;t be allowed to marry.
That&#039;s some sharp eyesight, but unless Booker is 6&#039; 9&quot;, probably not.
This is what happens when the most recent update to your law books is 2,000 years old.
Not a reliable contraceptive technique. Obviously.
They must have worked frantically for hours on that Jets game.
Elisha also had a <a href="https:\/\/bible.org\/seriespage\/elisha-and-two-bears-2-kings-223-25" target="_blank">pretty effective technique</a>.
It&#039;s what fundies are afraid of: somebody, somewhere, might be enjoying themselves.
What blasphemy was committed in Australia?
He&#039;s doing this ... &quot;a fair amount of very caloric alcohol and cake was consumed&quot;.
<i>This being Cory Booker and not Barack Obama, we were spared angry Breitbart headlines about how Booker made the ceremony all about himself.</i>
Only because Breitbart can&#039;t tell them apart.
Snark off: I don&#039;t know how people can look at those two newlyweds beaming at each other and say that they shouldn&#039;t be allowed to marry.
<i>a protester screamed &ldquo;This is unlawful in the eyes of God and Jesus Christ.&rdquo;</i>
Then stopped to clutch pearls. Probably retired to the fainting couch to watch a little Lifetime TV.
Open bar?
&quot;...the type of Republican who just wants to abuse his position to give away hard-earned government money to rich people.&quot;
There is some other kind of Republican?