OMG you guys, did you hear that Cory Booker might be gay? Well, actually, what he said was that he wasn't necessarily ruling out the possibility that he may or may not be gay, or straight, or something! In an interview with the Washington Post, Booker said that since he has not yet acquired a "life partner," some people speculate that he might be gay, and he
Plus at least three good references and an impressive list of documented extra-curricular activities.
Don't go into the shower room when he's there. And get a note that excuses you from the swimming module.
Pareene's just mad he left his cushy gig at Wonket before it rose to its current glory.