Corzine Ad: Don't Vote For My Super-Duper Fat Fatty McFatfat Opponent
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Oh, how we are looking forward to the midterm elections! They're the most fun: dozens of close races where we couldn't care less about who wins, each defined by some hilarious racist remark or decades-old hotel affair or nutty family member. OR -- as is the case in this rare 2009 election, for New Jersey governor -- weight. "Political experts" monitoring the race between Jon Corzine and Republican Chris Christie have been wondering for a while now whether Christie's campaign will sink under his massive massive super-fat insanely obese body. The Fats have rarely done well in elections -- it's true! -- at least in the modern era, when male fatness stopped being a symbol of wealth and power and Land. So, is Corzine playing the "fat card" against his fat opponent, in his
Corzine Ad: Don't Vote For My Super-Duper Fat Fatty McFatfat Opponent
Corzine Ad: Don't Vote For My Super-Duper Fat…
Corzine Ad: Don't Vote For My Super-Duper Fat Fatty McFatfat Opponent
Oh, how we are looking forward to the midterm elections! They're the most fun: dozens of close races where we couldn't care less about who wins, each defined by some hilarious racist remark or decades-old hotel affair or nutty family member. OR -- as is the case in this rare 2009 election, for New Jersey governor -- weight. "Political experts" monitoring the race between Jon Corzine and Republican Chris Christie have been wondering for a while now whether Christie's campaign will sink under his massive massive super-fat insanely obese body. The Fats have rarely done well in elections -- it's true! -- at least in the modern era, when male fatness stopped being a symbol of wealth and power and Land. So, is Corzine playing the "fat card" against his fat opponent, in his