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schmannity's avatar

When I read "message in a bottle," I thought it was a Boehner post.

ps. my browser rejects gay marriage with wonkette.com

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Painter of Goats's avatar

As if there wasn't already enough for me to find Neil deGrasse Tyson attractive, well, now that I've seen him standing on Mars without a space suit....

*fanning self*

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

<i>And as we go to the first commercial break, we get a shaky shot (as if seen by a robotic probe’s camera) of Neil deGrasse Tyson standing on Mars. Without a spacesuit, which we think is ill advised.</i>

So Neil deGrasse Tyson really <i>is</i> Dr. Manhattan?

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Painter of Goats's avatar

Are robot sheep covered in steel wool?

Don't get up, I'll show myself out...

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PubOption's avatar

I liked the background music while Tyson was talking about life travelling between planets - Ravel's 'Bolero', just as in <i>Allegro Non Troppo</i>. The coke bottle didn't appear, but I think that the spirit of the monkey was present.

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bobbert's avatar

Like Woody Allen, I prefer to become immortal by not dying.

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