Seriously. Just stop fucking around already. You may have seen headlines saying that the Congressional Budget Office has suddenly discovered that the federal government could save a bundle by reauthorizing the Children's Health Insurance Program for 10 years instead of just five years and isn't that GREAT? And while it would indeed be a terrific thing to fund CHIP for 10 years, placing its next expiration date well past the end of a possible second Trump term, the savings the CBO is talking about are a very relative thing, as
But the dead kids'll be only those irresponsible kids who squandered their money on cell phones, who didn't have the gumption to ask their daddies for a modest loan of a million dollars to get started, and then declare bankruptcy a few times, as hardworking people do, y'know, so you can't really waste too much sympathy on 'em. Holy. Living. Fuck. The shamelessness.
First they came for my white hood and robes and I did nothing because, what the fuck, I was tired of cleaning them.
Then they started to persecute me because I loved lynching black men. They said I had to stop that. So I did stop because the wife said she wouldn't fuck me no more if I didn't.
Then they said I couldn't rape black women because it was bad. The wife said I had to stop that too. So I did. I didn't like that but I stopped.
Then they came back and infringed my freedom of speech and told me "no more raping PERIOD"! Not even teenagers! All raping was bad they said and the mother-in-law said they was right. I may hate my mother in law but I stopped the raping for awhile. It was hard but I was good for awhile. Nowadays I have to sneak around like I was a common criminal if I want to get a little raping done. Is that right?
Then they came back and said that curb stomping fags was wrong too! The preacher at church said it was a sin. I can't risk having the preacher toss me out of the church. Them people are the customers at my gas station and garage service. So I stopped hurting fags.
But no one has told me to stop hating poor folks. Not the wife or the mother in law or the preacher. At least we can agree about one thing!
you know what they say about shit sandwiches, the more bread you have, the less shit you eat. dumpy's entire presidential term will consist of a pound of pig shit on a triscut for the majority of us. mmmMMMmmm, bacon-y!
weeeel. that'd be 'cause we're not the richest country in the world anymore. we're just a country with some of the richest individuals in it. kinda, mebbe, at least 'till their island paradise is finished, then we'll just be a country. kinda, mebbe...
HmmmmmmDrive a Yom Kippur Clipper?Stops on a dime and picks it up?
But how would we be able to stem the tide of Norwegian immigrants? And the parrots... what kinds of diseases would they be bringing to our shores?
Norway? Well I'm sure Anders Behring Breivik would like the NRA very much indeed.
"Broflake"?? I like it!
But the Norwegian Blue has such beautiful plumage!
Well, if it would help, I can swear fluently in Norwegian.
But the dead kids'll be only those irresponsible kids who squandered their money on cell phones, who didn't have the gumption to ask their daddies for a modest loan of a million dollars to get started, and then declare bankruptcy a few times, as hardworking people do, y'know, so you can't really waste too much sympathy on 'em. Holy. Living. Fuck. The shamelessness.
I'm going to name my new klezmer band the Red Sea Pedestrians.
First they came for my white hood and robes and I did nothing because, what the fuck, I was tired of cleaning them.
Then they started to persecute me because I loved lynching black men. They said I had to stop that. So I did stop because the wife said she wouldn't fuck me no more if I didn't.
Then they said I couldn't rape black women because it was bad. The wife said I had to stop that too. So I did. I didn't like that but I stopped.
Then they came back and infringed my freedom of speech and told me "no more raping PERIOD"! Not even teenagers! All raping was bad they said and the mother-in-law said they was right. I may hate my mother in law but I stopped the raping for awhile. It was hard but I was good for awhile. Nowadays I have to sneak around like I was a common criminal if I want to get a little raping done. Is that right?
Then they came back and said that curb stomping fags was wrong too! The preacher at church said it was a sin. I can't risk having the preacher toss me out of the church. Them people are the customers at my gas station and garage service. So I stopped hurting fags.
But no one has told me to stop hating poor folks. Not the wife or the mother in law or the preacher. At least we can agree about one thing!
Yrs,
GOP Base
He has invented new branches of idiocy. Things mere mortals could never imagine that a person could be a moron about.
(My friend answers the phone to an unknown number.)
Friend: “Hullo.”
Caller: “Hello, I can see from our records that you were recently involved in a car accident that wasn’t your fault.”
(My friend doesn’t even own a car.)
Friend: “Yes, I was, but I died in it. I’m dead now.”
Caller: “Oh! Um, er… sorry to hear that. I guess we’ll take your number off our database.”
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"How much am I bid for this Chad?"
And they pine for the fjords, or so I'm told....
It's only religious extremism when other people are doing it
you know what they say about shit sandwiches, the more bread you have, the less shit you eat. dumpy's entire presidential term will consist of a pound of pig shit on a triscut for the majority of us. mmmMMMmmm, bacon-y!
weeeel. that'd be 'cause we're not the richest country in the world anymore. we're just a country with some of the richest individuals in it. kinda, mebbe, at least 'till their island paradise is finished, then we'll just be a country. kinda, mebbe...