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For some reason, this brings to mind Ben Carson's BFF who lives modestly with a "spectacular" home, a Manhattan penthouse, a villa in Europe and two Ferraris. Also, a conviction for Medicare fraud.

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Unless you're skull fucking

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Carson ,a crazed 7 th Day Adventist ( Soul Sleeping ), who's mother converted to the cult while staying in a mental institution ,gets his entire modis operendi from these Preachers.

The same fools who go to these churches , are the brainlesss brain surgeons base ,donors and volunteers.

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Look up Francis Chan, the man has a mega church but lives off of 10% of his salary and donates the other 90%. The church also only operates off of 50% of what they take in. How an actual "megachurch" "should" be ran.

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Interesting opinion. Couple questions. Where is that in the Bible? At what rate of pay should you start living off 10%? Do you live off 10% of your income? If not, why? Also, what is your income? All of those questions will help me gage your credibility.

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There is no "i" in fuck.

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"You don't get rich writing science fiction. If you want to get rich, you start a religion." -- L. Ron Hubbard

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Isn't a fur tick an STD?

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You missed it another doozy about Furtick--this is the guy who passes out coloring books for all kids in church--of HIMSELF

http://standupforthetruth.c...

(And the not-so-subliminal message on the page "We are united under the visionary." Guess who's the visionary?)

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Thanks for writing about this fuckstick in my area. He's only despised locally, so I'm hoping the word gets out.

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"Well just cut Social Security for all those government moochers! You should then have enough to buy me an Irony-Detector and a clue, ya dumb, lazy Liberal!"

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Actually, Water Missions Intl does some pretty cool stuff.

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So the Hipsters have gentrified the church now, eh?

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Since this isn't a Republican debate, i decided to fact-check...and NOW he ends up looking like a dochier David Boreanaz (and yes i can't believe such a thing is possible either.)

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Has he started calling himself "Dear Leader"?

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I keep on reading it as Fartdick. I suppose that's just personal bias.

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